by wowthatslegitness May 31, 2019

An awesome revival. A continuation of an old wonderful thing, only wonderfuller. A beautiful progression into something better and pure.
Like an old friend who came back with a jetski and some hookers, that dude is aqua unit patrol squad 1, son!
by jim jam jimmoree June 10, 2011

The Only Type of People, made of weebs, Naruto Runners, Ex-Thots, and H*ntai Watchers, they are the best defense against the thots, and the strongest task force in the world
Field Marshal: HXNTAI MACHINE (@thxtpatrolxvi)
Admiral: George Donatto (@thegeorgedonatto)
More Ranks Avalible, Follow @thxtpatrolxvi to enlist in Division XVI, the highest form of thot patrol
Field Marshal: HXNTAI MACHINE (@thxtpatrolxvi)
Admiral: George Donatto (@thegeorgedonatto)
More Ranks Avalible, Follow @thxtpatrolxvi to enlist in Division XVI, the highest form of thot patrol
Random Guy: OH NO! A THOT!!
Thot Patrol General: THAT THOT IS TOO POWERFUL!!!
Thot Patrol Admiral: ...we should call Division XVI!
Thot Patrol General: Yes.... *calls Thot Patrol: Division XVI*
Division XVI Field Marshal: THOT EXTERMINATED
Thot Patrol General: you saved the day, more thots to exterminate
Thot Patrol: Division XVI (16): the best protection against thots
Thot Patrol General: THAT THOT IS TOO POWERFUL!!!
Thot Patrol Admiral: ...we should call Division XVI!
Thot Patrol General: Yes.... *calls Thot Patrol: Division XVI*
Division XVI Field Marshal: THOT EXTERMINATED
Thot Patrol General: you saved the day, more thots to exterminate
Thot Patrol: Division XVI (16): the best protection against thots
by MaskyUnknown XL October 1, 2019

When the driver of a g wagen discovers that he can go more than 80 km/h driving a Nissan patrol so he names a new climax spot on his girlfriend/wife after his new discovery.
Last night I found her patrol spot, Last night was great, I didn’t know about that patrol spot, Thanks to the patrol spot I felt like a woman again.
by Wilson/97 March 26, 2018

A group of people in county cork, ireland. Usually a (non working, on the dole(social welfare)) single mother and her 3 children. They are poor and part of the
Lumpenproletariat.These individuals buy the cheapest goods and services they can get such as dole haircuts and pep and Co clothes from dealz or super drift tracksuits from the stall behind the coal Quay. Dole heads
Lumpenproletariat.These individuals buy the cheapest goods and services they can get such as dole haircuts and pep and Co clothes from dealz or super drift tracksuits from the stall behind the coal Quay. Dole heads
Paddy: here comes the dole patrol!
Matt: look them with their dole haircuts and superdrift tracksuits
Paddy: what a bunch of dole heads
Matt: look them with their dole haircuts and superdrift tracksuits
Paddy: what a bunch of dole heads
by Just-another-dolehead June 9, 2018

(n) Name given for a tight knit group of people that incessantly press the "Like" button on nearly every status update, Wall Post, Picture, etc that any one of them post on the Social Network website Facebook.
This is a disdainful group for a variety of reasons, including:
1) Their act of hitting the "Like" button is essentially telling you that you are not worth an actual contribution of words, but is only worth the minimal effort it takes me to click my mouse
2) With their Orgy of "Liking" they are cheapening the use of the "Like" Button for all other users
3) By hitting the "Like" Button for one another over and over, they are attempting to create a false sense of value within themselves and their Cult-"Like" actions are just a futile attempt to boost interest in themselves, when the reality is that they are actually just Douchebags that nobody really "Likes" anyway!
This is a disdainful group for a variety of reasons, including:
1) Their act of hitting the "Like" button is essentially telling you that you are not worth an actual contribution of words, but is only worth the minimal effort it takes me to click my mouse
2) With their Orgy of "Liking" they are cheapening the use of the "Like" Button for all other users
3) By hitting the "Like" Button for one another over and over, they are attempting to create a false sense of value within themselves and their Cult-"Like" actions are just a futile attempt to boost interest in themselves, when the reality is that they are actually just Douchebags that nobody really "Likes" anyway!
Katy: Did you see Mandy's Status Update where she wrote that she had a "case of the Monday's"? ...She has like 11 people that "Like" it?
Bill: Yeah, I noticed that she had posted a picture of a "Star Shaped Balloon" and she had 9 "Likes" on it too. She must have joined the Like Patrol.
Katy: Ohhhh, that explains it.
Bill: Yeah, its probably the most action she has had in years!
Katy: True...True.
Bill: Yeah, I noticed that she had posted a picture of a "Star Shaped Balloon" and she had 9 "Likes" on it too. She must have joined the Like Patrol.
Katy: Ohhhh, that explains it.
Bill: Yeah, its probably the most action she has had in years!
Katy: True...True.
by Billy BottleService January 5, 2011

Random Guy 1: Hey, have you watched Doom Patrol?
Random Guy 2: Oh, you mean that PC, Feminist, LGBTQ shit show that represents everything wrong with today's society?
Random Guy 1: Yeah...
Random Guy 2: Oh, you mean that PC, Feminist, LGBTQ shit show that represents everything wrong with today's society?
Random Guy 1: Yeah...
by ™One June 1, 2019
