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catholic promise

Making a magnanimous offer to do a honorable deed after the opportunity has passed and is no longer an option.
Pius made a Catholic Promise to donate to our charity after our organization was forced to disband due to the his personal donor default.
by Mongrel the Elder April 6, 2024
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Winky promise

It’s where gay people use there imaginary willys to make a important promise to there gay friends
Gay man 1: u sure ur okay
Gay man 2:yeah
Gay man 1: u winky promise?
by S2trappy78 January 10, 2021
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promise

my name is promise
by are you going November 22, 2021
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promise

a thing that people say they will keep but obivuosly dont soooooo if britney doesnt keep her stupid little promise niether do you have to.
britney:

i pomise ill be there.

me: and i promised i wouldn't make out with your boy friend but oh well.

britney: wh-
by notyourbitch991 September 6, 2021
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red hot promise

A pending anal rape transaction that has yet to occur.
"Justin where are you going tonight?"
"..for a red hot promise"
by AspireGnome May 8, 2012
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Promise

I promised you that already
by Rico Martian January 16, 2022
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Maybe Promise

The type of promise that comes from politicians or anybody on the the internet. Its a promise that has about a 50/50 chance of becoming true, usually when the promiser either will only complete their promise if they feel like it later, or when they are secretly hoping that the person/people they are promising will forget about the promise. Maybe Promises most commonly come from YouTubers, Redditors, or people named Casey. The chances of them completing the promise usually increase dramatically once the person/people they promised have the balls to pressure them, after they come to the realization that they are experiencing a Maybe Promise.
Annoying Minecraft YouTuber: GUYS IF THIS VIDEO REACHES 10K LIKES I PROMISE I WILL LIVESTREAM ME BEATING MINECRAFT ON HARDCORE MODE!!1!

Little Brother: yo big bro this youtuber said hell beat minecraft on hardcore mode

Big Brother: dont get your hopes up its just a maybe promise
by GreaseyFun June 7, 2023
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