san andreas highway patrol

a group of queers that suck at being leo

jesus Christ san andreas highway patrol sucks ass.

by wowthatslegitness May 31, 2019

Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1

An awesome revival. A continuation of an old wonderful thing, only wonderfuller. A beautiful progression into something better and pure.

Like an old friend who came back with a jetski and some hookers, that dude is aqua unit patrol squad 1, son!

by jim jam jimmoree June 10, 2011

Thot Patrol: Division XVI (16)

The Only Type of People, made of weebs, Naruto Runners, Ex-Thots, and H*ntai Watchers, they are the best defense against the thots, and the strongest task force in the world
Field Marshal: HXNTAI MACHINE (@thxtpatrolxvi)
Admiral: George Donatto (@thegeorgedonatto)
More Ranks Avalible, Follow @thxtpatrolxvi to enlist in Division XVI, the highest form of thot patrol

Random Guy: OH NO! A THOT!!
Thot Patrol General: THAT THOT IS TOO POWERFUL!!!
Thot Patrol Admiral: ...we should call Division XVI!
Thot Patrol General: Yes.... *calls Thot Patrol: Division XVI*
Division XVI Field Marshal: THOT EXTERMINATED
Thot Patrol General: you saved the day, more thots to exterminate

Thot Patrol: Division XVI (16): the best protection against thots

by MaskyUnknown XL October 1, 2019

top patroller

The man that patrols the stm parking lot by driving through it multiple times a night, every night

“Yo who’s that guy in the white Hyundai?”
“That’s b-dawg the top patroller”

by Shdurbe sjsiwn September 26, 2020

Paw Patrol

An orgy involving a member from each of the emergency services and a tradie.

Since I got my white card my boyfriend I can come to the paw patrol on the weekend.

by Wytboi69 March 7, 2022

Nonce Patrol

Harry Rusk

Defined-Harry Rusk watch out it's the Nonce Patrol

by Mark Iglikowski August 10, 2019

Boner patrol

When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.

*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"

by Incubator September 18, 2023