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LeBron James

I love LeBron James so much! He’s my sunshine.”
by Anonyme 🌼 March 27, 2024
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LeBron Jizz

When one is fingering their own butthole and begins to think of LeBron James (or Bronny James). Usually leads to self impregnation. Common among most Ojibwa Native Americans. Zaya Wade is sexy!
Did you hear about the Lebron Jizz fortnite event? Mr Beast was in attendance.
by anonymous May 26, 2023
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Lebron Shanquiqui

Lebron Shanquiqui is your ordinary black male from Detroit and currently lives in Ohio. He also sticks corn husks up his butt hole and likes to flash elderly people his rectum at the care home. He once shoved a full microwave in his rectum and had to get it surgically removed, he has 12 toenails and his butt hair goes down to his toes and he now has the nickname the horse man because of his long tail, he often braids it and brushes it. He sucks at Fortnite and only has 2 solo wins and shits on toilet seats at taco bell and leaves it. He throws poop at monkeys and he currently has a his dick stuck in a peanut butter jar full of dry cement and cant get it out. He drives a dingus mobile and works at McDonalds, he loves playing roblox with his grandma and his grandma is on life support and is a CoD professional. Lebron also has been to jail 12 times for home invasions. He loves playing human centipede with his family and eats dry rice.
Lebron Shanquiqui is my best friend.
by MirmulnirLMH August 12, 2023
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Lebron

If you ever have a Lebron in your life, please run away. Although it may seem as if he is a good guy, on the inside, he is not. He will tear you apart with all of his strength, guilt you till you have no more tear drops to produce. Lebron is a fun guy, a life of the party; who always takes everything too far and sometimes needs to realise when to stop. According to NBA, Lebron is an outgoing man with big dreams that can't be accomplished.
"Lebron is coming, RUN!"
by alaoiakqzx November 29, 2024
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