Elijah

the biggest penny-picker of them all, if there was a penny on the floor, elijah would be there to get it. no matter the ammount. he is strickly a kosher only boy who despises anything non jewish, including his little twists and his cap

- A.H 'God damn i hate these elijahs'

- A.H 'God damn i hate these elijahs'

by kribbington August 22, 2023

Elijah Samuel Tongco

Elijah Samuel Tongco's are usually extremely hot, looking like a 6 foot black bodybuilder. Sometimes in his asian form, he can solve the hardest mathematical equations with only his yoyo. This man is the definition of perfect. Anyone who walks by will immediately stop and gaze at his beautiful assets. As a master of the martial art of rizz, he has claimed at least 4 women. He enjoys kpop and pulls TWICE members like he's pulling your mother.

OMG he is such an Elijah Samuel Tongco! SLayyy

by AnonymousDuck3969 March 21, 2023

Elijah

Literally the biggest thot I know, he’s a male thot but is in denial and will never confess. He’s also very confusing and bad at being nice. And he will never send a picture of more then half his face.

That’s definitely an Elijah, you can tell by the cut outs

by Juliaisnotathot January 9, 2019

Elijah

Elijah
Elijah means #1.

Yo Elijah going #1

by ElijahE March 30, 2023

hi elijah

The opposite of bye felicia. When you feel obligated to say hello to the annoying bloke at work no one really likes, but feel you have to try to be nice to anyway.

Friend 1: Oh god, here comes you known who. Friend 2: Ugh! He's so annoying.
Annoying guy: Hey guys!
Friends: Hi Elijah!
Now confused annoying guy: What?
(Friends snicker)

by Betty Noir May 25, 2018

Elijah Nacke

The Tarfest Dude to Ever Tarf/ Nursing Legend

Micheal: Yo Dan shotgun this beer.
Dan: *shotguns beer*
Micheal: Fuck yeah that reminds me of Elijah Nacke!

by DawgWalk21 July 26, 2025

Elijah

Elijah is a person who has mood swings between nice and mean, and sometime sweethearts, every Elijah is truthful and loveable so you have to be careful with what you say, he also is cute and has kissable lips

"Girl is that my man Elijah?"

"BITCH HE IS MINE"

by Hit_Different November 19, 2023