Brett a creature with many capabilities.Knowledge of thing beyond what many people may believe.Shall become crazed with the of a specific type of rodent call a rat.Has a love for a type of dog breed called a pug.
by Pugito owner November 20, 2023

(n): The collective term for a group of Douchbags/douchbros. Originates from the idea that, in every group of douchy guys, one of them is inevitably named “Brett.”
by Dhsjjdkjaksbakdbjaban November 22, 2021

the victim of getting universally fucked in every possible scenario ever by a faceless entity with no weaknesses and every strength and not realizing youre fucked until youre food.
the act of paying taxes as dictated by your government
the act of paying taxes as dictated by your government
don't get bretted by the CRA bud
watch this lion pulling a brett on that squirrell
theres always a bigger shark waiting to turn you into brett
watch this lion pulling a brett on that squirrell
theres always a bigger shark waiting to turn you into brett
by ShadowThrone 420 & Janath June 22, 2025

by anonymous April 28, 2025

Brett is a piece me shit asshole who you cannot trust and he is most likely to make your life shit specially if you are dating him. Stay away from people named Brett.
Brett is a bitch
by Mike.G September 10, 2020

British Colombian Bowling ball... guy only drinks bud heavies and four lokos... wheels only females under 15... years old... sick forearm tat... loves Stefanski's bajangas.... but is also probably your hot bartender if you've been to the keg in Kelowna
by papa John\ December 10, 2017

Brett defined as , someones excessively using excuses. ie. I did not come make time or prioritize time because I got lazy I was too be turning up the night before.
by mo.money24 December 27, 2021
