Nigerian Baseball

When the pitcher in a baseball game splits open their ball, shitting inside of it, leading to it exploding in shit upon impact of a baseball bat. For extra effect the pitcher can bring it back to the dugout, jizz all over it, then let it crust.

Yo why are we covered in shit and semen?
Sorry bro we got hit by a Nigerian baseball.

by The Feetmeister January 16, 2025

Baseball huh?

It means "that makes sense" "that follows" "obviously"

"Ah shit, my brother got into a car accident. Apparently someone hit him in the car parking lot."
"Who hit him?"
"An elderly Asian lady."
"Baseball huh?"
"Wha-"

by hdiverz24 April 5, 2025

Birchmount Baseball

A house league midget team that can't play defence if their lives depended on it

"Took an easy W against Birchmount Baseball today"

by Jman4510fukyobitchhh July 18, 2017

Baseball, huh?

Another way of saying or "makes sense".
The term was coined by comedy youtuber Aljokes on one of his sketchs, where a person confuses the phrase "baseball, huh?" With the already existing "that tracks".

Person 1: my wife stopped loving me after I lost the moustache.
Person 2: baseball, huh?

by Mr. KnowVeryLittle March 13, 2025

Baseball

a sport played by pussies that can man up and play a contact sport.

Hey Nick look it’s those pussies playing baseball

by CCake from state farm May 22, 2020

Emotional Support Baseball

Baseball games that people turn on when something stressful or bad is happening. Divorce? Funeral? Just feeling sad? Baseball is waiting for you.

Barney was dealing with a breakup, so he turned on emotional support Baseball to help him cope.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse March 16, 2023

Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025