amuseballs

something that's not LOL funny but ridiculously, incredibly amusing. (related to amazeballs)

That stand-up comic is so amuseballs! I never really laugh hard, but my cheeks hurt from smiling so much, and I could listen to that guy for hours.

by C_Bass December 10, 2013

abuse excuse

Silly little lies made up by those in the unfortunate position of being in abusive relationships, but aren't ready to deal with it yet.

That po' bitch need a new abuse excuse fo' all da' beatdowns she be gittin!

by abuseexcuse.org August 30, 2013

Silent Abuser

Small quiet child who is well known for abusing people so quietly that you are unable to here them.

Me: hey silent abuser why so quiet?
Them:(silence as their mouth goes into an abusing frenzy)

by fuzzyjred September 23, 2010

Passport Abuse

verb (2011): the act of not having, or not using a passport for international travel.

As a travel agent by trade, it saddens me deeply to see how widely passport abuse is tolerated in America.

by D.Lux October 9, 2011

Letter Abuse

When someone adds unnecessary letters to words. Letter Abuse is most commonly found on Facebook status updates of teenage girls. Letter Abuse serves no purpose other than to irritate anyone with at least a 5th grade education.

The following is an example of common Letter Abuse found on Facebook/Texting:

Heyyyy im so excitedddd about homecomingggg!
Going to the gameeeeee
Lets eat at Subwayyy laterrrrrrrr
spellingggg thiss wayyy makess meee lookk stupiddddd

by yourgrammarishorrible October 22, 2011

dugs abuse

Dug is colloquial/Scottish for the English word 'dog'. In context to Dug and abuse, its used in two ways. Literal - the abuse of dogs. Metaphorically - elaboration and/or emphasis of something in a very bad manner, such as voice, tone, action, aggression and more.

The phrase is prominent in the schemes and hard hit areas, due to the severity of language usage.

Furthermore, this phrase is uncommon due to its limited use in situations.

Alex: "Omg, Stacy, did you hear? Someone said Lewis got a call from Paul and she was giving him pure dugs abuse on the phone for cheating on him!"

Stacy: "too right, the fan-dangle deserved it!"

by Yuukiosnope April 22, 2020

National abuse short people day

(June 12th) Any type of abuse being used against short people

Person: Guess what?
Short person: What?
Person: June 12th, National abuse short people day >:)

by ggmrdoodn October 26, 2020