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Taylor Swift

A hottie that’s rich
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An ugly female pop “star” who no one likes
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“Have you heard the new Taylor Swift album, 1989 (Taylor’s Version)?”
“Yes, my favourite vault track is Suburban Legends!”
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An alleged singer/songwriter who is popular among white women and men with low testosterone. Contrary to popular belief, the rest of us neither know nor care who she has dated or whatever, we hate her because her songs just plain aren't very good. Musically, they're the exact same mass produced dog crap as every other pop star. Lyrically, they're vapid and banal. And yet we have to get ear raped with them everywhere we go on this God forsaken earth, every day of our rotten lives. Also, if you think she has ever written any of her own songs, we will accept cash or check for your brand new bridge. Very little else of her personal life is worth mentioning, except that she has had enough plastic surgery to make Michael Jackson cringe, and she probably has a penis.
Christ on a stick, they blast Taylor Swift on the radio all day and they wonder why so many people shoot up schools.
by Sadie Enward April 22, 2025
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eco-terrorist that is glazed by every girl 13-15 years old
Person 1 "taylor swift is literaly the music indsutry!!!!!!111"
Person 2 "wtf?!!?"
by curlyfriesbehittin April 13, 2024
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She is an absolute queen. She is the music industry, from all her achievements to studio albums, she is the angel. I love her. She is such an inspiring and compassionate person.
Taylor Swift’s new album has broken several records in one week.
by LHY100 December 3, 2022
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the mf music industry who works overtime and literally deserves the whole world

please stream red tv she honestly deserves it
my friend: who are you listening to?
me: taylor swift
my friend: who's she?
me: the music industry, if you do not know who she is you literally lived under a rock
by dutchswiftie13cringe November 22, 2021
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