slap the puppet

Masturbate. Jerking off. Rubbing one out.

I need to slap the puppet after watching dancing with the stars.

by shwank July 15, 2016

Slap ass day

April 18 is national slap ass day.

April 18 is slap ass day

by Gina Wilson April 18, 2023

Cock Slap

A Cock Slap is referring to a hard hit ball in such spots such as baseball or golf.

“Oh man that ball Carlson hit was a cock slap

by ghwhiffer January 8, 2022

Slaps and sluts

For the hell of it; shits and giggles

I just made Mac n cheese instead of eating last nights leftovers for slaps and sluts.

by Fire20work August 28, 2021

Slapped with a dick

Something you say when a person pisses you off heavy and you feel they need to be fucked up

Jmills : Melek you’re pissing me off
Melek : Jmills, be quiet. Fuck !
Jmills : Melek, don’t swear at me, you’ll get slapped with a dick

by DeLoneyxJmilly October 25, 2017

Slap ass day

December 6, the day that anyone can slap anyone’s ass without permission.

“my homie, i’m finna slap yo ass, it’s slap ass day!”

by lightskinnn3000 December 5, 2019

That shit slaps!

That's awesome!

That mac n cheese is delicious. That shit slaps!

by Lauren that girl 135 July 17, 2020