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James Brown Speak

To over-elaborately over complicate the simplest of things, whilst escalating the unlikeleness of what you are saying actually happening.
And putting it across like a 5 year old halfwit with half a brain who is on crack.
Did you hear James' James Brown speak? He e-mailed me to say "Well while he is away we could also get Leyton to pop over to his girlfriends house and while there paint egg whites on the windscreen of the people carrier. In the sun the egg white turns to a glue like substance and becomes diamond hard. It takes huge amounts of effort to clean off."
by JBazz December 25, 2007
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Brown Ring of Death

An unfortunate occurence that is the result of
A) Spilling soda in the cupholder of your car
B) Neglecting to clean said soda for an extended period of time, causing it to condense into a brown, syrupy substance
C) Forgetting that crud is in there, so whenever you put a new drink in there and then rest it on your thigh as you are drinking, a disgusting brown ring is left on your trousers.

Unrelated to the similarly named Xbox 360 phenomenon, Red Ring of Death.
Joe: Hey man what happened to your trousers? That is some janky shit.
Craig: Gave myself the ol' Brown ring of death, mate. I need to stop being a lazy ass and clean my cupholder.
by ballsdeep6969 November 16, 2010
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Pull a Bobby Brown

Referring to the incident on Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, The Art of War episode in which after Bobby Brown yells "Game Day", he shits his pants.
-Pulling a Bobby Brown
-Pulled a Bobby Brown
1)OMG I was a second away from pulling a Bobby Brown!
2)Dude just pulled a Bobby Brown while doing sit ups!
3)c'mon, don't pull a Bobby Brown on me
by krl0309 March 9, 2010
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Crying brown tears

When one is stricken with the illness colloquially known as 'the runs' or the more fancy medical title of 'diarrhoea', one's bottom is said to be crying brown tears.
Harris noticed that Jiminy didn't look too well and was disgusted to find that Jiminy's botty had been crying brown tears all day.
by Bottweasel October 30, 2011
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Brown Party liqour

by SPCMN December 27, 2011
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The Brown Pickle Tickle

An act preformed during sexual intercourse in which at least one partner inserts their finger inside the others anus and shouts the words, " tickle tickle brown pickle".
On their Honeymoon Tom gave Samantha the Brown Pickle Tickle. or If it was not for the Brown Pickle Tickle Kenny would have never of found Dave's ring.
by Supermagicboywonder August 14, 2012
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brown eye sty

A homorrhoid, or large bulous vein popping out of your ass. Sometimes named Steve.
My brown eye sty is really irritating me today, do you have any Prep H.
by Pharisimo March 10, 2008
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