James

James is an absolute ALPHA. He hits 360 no scope flick shots with his eyes closed while eating mountain dew and snorting Doritos

Peter: Bro did you just do a James!
Jamie: Nah didn't have any Dorito dust to snort.

by Coffee Club Cock November 22, 2021

James

James is some guy who plays way to much FNAF and has a problem.

Person: "Where's James?"
Other Person: "Playing FNAF."

by ThisWasTakenWasTaken April 11, 2022

James

An idiot who is addicted to FNAF.

"Where's James?"
"Playing FNAF."

by ThisWasTakenWasTaken April 11, 2022

James

an ugly fat ass with autistic duck and whos so fucking loud and turn into a fucking joker when crying like bitch what the fuck and he likes to flirt with all girls he thinks hes the main character and hes a fucking nigga that eat bird poop and piss into his own vagina

"james is a bitch"

by iheartmattgraygrub November 21, 2023

james

is an autistic fat monkey who cry and tantrum then laugh like a fucking joker wannabe and doesnt have any bitches but flirt with all the girls he think he the main character but he looks like a decapitated egg hes a fucking nigga chingchong

"james is a fugly shit"

by iheartmattgraygrub November 21, 2023

james

An absolutely amazing person with a beautiful heart but a crazy soul. Will eat spiders and lollies off the floor but deeply cares for those close to him. Don’t let him go.

girl 1: yo i started dating james

girl 2: wow what a total catch!

by ridgespur April 10, 2024

James

James is a guy who is either very gay or is into 50 girls at once. Either or they get no game.

"Have you seen James?"
"Nah he's probably fucking a pillow in his room."

by a truthful guy September 23, 2022