philly cheese snake

The Philly Cheese snake is a sexual act in which the man applies cheese wiz to his dick. The woman then licks or sucks the cheese of.

Mike: dude get me the cheese wizz, Laruens giving me a philly cheese snake tonight.

Chris: eww gross man.

by flesh of the stars January 13, 2008

zip up the cheese

Covering up a fart or covering after you cut the cheese.

John was in an elevator so he had to zip up the cheese

by Ionyskye October 17, 2009

picking your cheese

Attempting to remove, your underwear from your butt crack in other words, removing your wedgy out of your bum hole.

Hey gurl, where you just picking your cheese?

by EDGAHHHHH January 19, 2009

Chicken Cheese Pizza

A pizza that you want right now (it is your preference)

man i really want some Chicken Cheese Pizza up my ass

by bleached ass hole April 4, 2018

Chuck E. Cheese's

A pizza place for children that was totally ruined because of the Five Nights at Freddy's fandom. Plus, the pizzas are cheaply manufactured, so they taste like crap.

How about we go to Chuck E. Cheese's just to play the games? We'll pass on the food.

by Brochamp1235 March 15, 2017

chilli cheese fritos

This only works for CHILLI CHEESE FRITOS. First, put your hand in the bag of chilli cheese fritos and rub the fritos in the bag with your fingers hard for 10 seconds. Quickly pull hand out of bag and sniff fingers (put nose VERY CLOSE to fingers). Now, if you have fingered a girl before and smelled your finger after, compare smells... what do they smell like you say? THEY'RE the SAME THING. Chilli cheese fritos are made primarily from vaginal eggs based on stem cell research. One egg is split to make 2, 2 makes 4, 4 makes 8, 8 makes 16, etc. Now do this a several hundred times and there you go, you have enough to fill millions of bags with your brand new tasty (not really) ingredient for the consumers' fritos. I hope you haven't eaten them before whoever is reading this, b/c the egg they produced the fritos came from a 350 pd. black lady who had her period the very week she donated her eggs. :-(

Seriously though, compare smells and you will be amazed...

"Dude, these CHILLI CHEESE fritos taste raunchy, I think I'm gonna puke."

"Dude that's cuz your eatin' a bag a vagina... a dirty old fat ladies vagina who basically had her period in that very bag yer holdin'."

by MxPx_Fan December 28, 2005

cheese flavored dick

the act of getting your girlfriend and/or sluts of the sort to lick or suck on your cock n balls after sticking your dick onto any type of food that has or involves cheese. It could just have the word cheese in the name. Examples: You just stuck your dick into a grilled cheese sandwich. Now get your girl to suck your dick. Example: You just stuck you dick into a Ceasar salad with cheese on it. Now get your girl to suck your dick. Example: You just dipped your balls into some delicious and spicy nacho cheese. Now get your girl to suck your balls.

Boy: Hey there lady, I just got a cheese flavored dick, why don't you come over to experience a moment in history?

by mad cheesin April 10, 2009