A black hoodie wearing emo slut who creampies their toaster strudel and later becomes a Twinkie because they forget to pull out like the dumb asses they are. They're very rare to find so here's one way you can identify one. They are kinky assholes who are attracted to dark memes.
King is the definition of an emo.
by HM69 September 27, 2017
Get the Emomug. by mopoooooooooooooooooooo April 25, 2022
Get the emo cat girlmug. A subculture consisting of 14-19 year old teens (usually girls) Who constantly whine and complain about everything. Those who dont are very rare. The typical "emo" kid has MySpace, Tumblr, Instagram, and a Facebook and are always whining and obsessing over bands.
Bands they like are Black Veil Brides, Blood On The Dance Floor (Though half of the time they hate this band), Bring Me The Horizon (Sempiternal only), Memphis May Fire, Asking Alexandria, Suicide Silence (mainly only The Black Crown), Saywecanfly, Falling in Reverse, I See Stars, We Came as Romans, etc. Most of these bands they only know the singer and do not care about anything else other than "Omg thes singer ish s0000 hawt!!!" They own band merch, but lack to own the album itself mostly. They also act like they know who Nirvana is, but do not know who Dave Grohl or Krist Novoselic is. They never know anything about music usually.
The typical emo kid wears:
Skinny jeans (tight enough to take 1000 years to get off)
those giant bracelets
a shirt of one of the bands I mentioned above
piercings
painted nails
multi-colored hair (or a really wacky color)
eyeliner
giant boots or Converse All Stars
neclaces
straight hair
a really flashy belt
really long hair
Most of them are really into attention, although there are some who arent. Most of them will cut to get likes on facebook, act desperate for love, whine on their tumblr page all the time, and any other way that you can get attention.
Bands they like are Black Veil Brides, Blood On The Dance Floor (Though half of the time they hate this band), Bring Me The Horizon (Sempiternal only), Memphis May Fire, Asking Alexandria, Suicide Silence (mainly only The Black Crown), Saywecanfly, Falling in Reverse, I See Stars, We Came as Romans, etc. Most of these bands they only know the singer and do not care about anything else other than "Omg thes singer ish s0000 hawt!!!" They own band merch, but lack to own the album itself mostly. They also act like they know who Nirvana is, but do not know who Dave Grohl or Krist Novoselic is. They never know anything about music usually.
The typical emo kid wears:
Skinny jeans (tight enough to take 1000 years to get off)
those giant bracelets
a shirt of one of the bands I mentioned above
piercings
painted nails
multi-colored hair (or a really wacky color)
eyeliner
giant boots or Converse All Stars
neclaces
straight hair
a really flashy belt
really long hair
Most of them are really into attention, although there are some who arent. Most of them will cut to get likes on facebook, act desperate for love, whine on their tumblr page all the time, and any other way that you can get attention.
Emo: OMG GUYZZZ ANDY BIERSACK IS S00000 HAWT!!!!! <3 <3 <3 ^.^
Emo#2: I cut myself bcuz I want ppl to feel sorry for meh
Emo#3: Ill never find tr00 love ;-;
Emo#4: This isnt a phaze mommy itz really meh bein myself!!! stahp complanin about meh!!!! D:<
Emo#5: omg guyz, Asking Alexandria is totaly deathcore!!!!
Emo#6: idk why youd say BVB is metalcore there totally glam metal!!!!!! u fag s my d bish!!!
Emo#7: u fag s my d, gt a life u no live bish. I m myself!!! dis is meh!!! u no nothin 'bout me u fgt stfu.
Emo#2: I cut myself bcuz I want ppl to feel sorry for meh
Emo#3: Ill never find tr00 love ;-;
Emo#4: This isnt a phaze mommy itz really meh bein myself!!! stahp complanin about meh!!!! D:<
Emo#5: omg guyz, Asking Alexandria is totaly deathcore!!!!
Emo#6: idk why youd say BVB is metalcore there totally glam metal!!!!!! u fag s my d bish!!!
Emo#7: u fag s my d, gt a life u no live bish. I m myself!!! dis is meh!!! u no nothin 'bout me u fgt stfu.
by Someone you dont need to know December 26, 2014
Get the Emomug. First of all, we're not those people who say: Okay i'm gonna do this to look cool. We're the type of people who do this for a real meaning. To express emotional pain and depression. I know this because i'm emo myself, as i've used first person pronouns. Second, don't associate us with skaters, goths, and scenes. My girlfriend is a scene and I know the difference. Anyways, we like darker colors. Black, red, purple, whatever. You may think our style of music is crazy, but it really isn't. We're not loners. Emos have friends too. We're not forever alone. We get dates too. So quit hating on us. Okay? Okay. We don't cut for sympathy. We cut for a reason. Same as why we're even emo.
Emo: My life sucks *Cut*
by Xx_Emo_Jake6945_xX January 1, 2014
Get the Emomug. Real Emo only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as My Chemical Romance (plus the pretentiousness). Real emo sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake emo is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL EMO are Pg 99, Rites of Spring, Cap n Jazz (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta. Some examples of FAKE EMO are American Football, My Chemical Romance and Mineral EMO BELONGS TO HARDCORE NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE
by snechta December 5, 2024
Get the Real Emomug.