that John

used to explain an object or thing

yo pass that John

by bigballin33 December 5, 2022

Johns

The last name of someone who is a procrastinator

Omg that’s Craig Johns and his granddaughter Hailey their last name is Johns so you know they procrastinate

by Life360 March 31, 2020

DEAR JOHN

Saying "Dear John" singnifies your a bitch who would leave John for litterally no reason, when you could have just explained your situation, leaving both you and "John" separate from the one you love for the rest of your lives.

Dear John, Im a fucking stupid bitch.

by Godddddamng it November 30, 2021

John

John is gayyyyy! Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Girl: John is gay

by Usudmsmakadsa October 28, 2019

John Dunne

John Dunne,

John Dunne.

by Debskelly1985 April 24, 2023

John Gutter

The first level of pizza tower. Also has a pretty hard lap 3.

NO LAP 3: alright, just learned the controls, hopefully john gutter wont be an issue.
*2 minutes later*
lap 2? whats lap 2?
*enters lap 2 portal*
s rank! on my first attempt? this game must be grateful.
LAP 3: alright time to lap 3 the first level, john gutter, hopefully wont be too hard.
*5 hours later* why the hell is john gutter lap 3 so hard.

by memeaddictive2 June 12, 2023

The John Green Special

Being, in a given moment, simultaneously filled inescapable sadness and unwavering hope/joy.

The person I was deeply in love with for over a year rejected me but the letter they wrote as a rejection was the most beautiful and affirming thing anyone has ever said to me, really feeling the John Green Special right now.

by PossibleDefiner February 6, 2024