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The Good Pandemic

how can this happen well let me explain and don't get mad brace your self. let's see you watch a lot of good tv shows and you hate the off time in between seasons and years and you decide to wait until it's all done so you can watch it all back to back in a day or so . right? let's say everyone start doing that because they love you for it and all these good shows get cancel because they don't have good ratings or whatever keeps it going because you waiting for all the shows to get done even so you can fast forward all the commercials or buy the dvd or blue ray collection or etc.
The Good Pandemic....but the world only knows what a epidemic is right? what if we had a horrible pandemic it's over for everyone. The good thing about a the Good Pandemic is that it wouldn't happen if you was all alone but you had to be a true hero didn't you Son? yes FATHER GOD i said...i am sorry will i understand when i grow up one day my FATHER GOD as i kneel respectfully before my LORD AND KING AND SAVIOR the only of his Kind who is ABSOLUTE PERFECT AND ABSOLUTEY PERFECTLY VIRTUOUS! AMEN!
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Good night

It's Amos' bedtime, and Amos' dad, John, had tucked Amos into bed and he said good night to him.
by HansHeimlerFan2001 March 11, 2018
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good morning and god bless

The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while take a shit.
Hila: Eathan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: good morning and god bless Hila
by Chows29 May 23, 2018
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Good thinkin' tex!

Person 1: "Isn't Bismark the capital of North Dakota?"
Person 2: "Good thinkin' tex!"
by jdubyaalard October 21, 2010
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Slept real good

How you well you sleep and feel after you take part in the action of sleeping with Mike
Gurl I was with went to bed with Mike and I slept real good last night
by Mikeyjr February 15, 2024
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good boy

That submissive guy you can always count on to take care of your dick - whenever and however you need it - when a woman is not around. He'll never be your homie, just someone with holes to use when you need it. But he doesn't mind. He knows that his whole existence is wrapped up in pleasing you. One advantage of a good boy over a women is that, being a guy, his sex drive is instant-on just like yours - you don't have to get him "in the mood." You look for hole, he looks for pole - a true win-win. If he ups his skill set to such-a-good-boy, he might your go-to even if a woman is available because he's better at oral than she is.
Darian: I'm so horny after Michele and I broke up. I don't know what to do.
Efraim: Andrew is a good boy - hit him up. He's been taking care of me for a while. In fact, he's such a good boy I may not need to find a woman any time soon.
by suchagoodboy October 18, 2024
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Good night

It's past Amos' bedtime, and Amos' dad, John, had tucked Amos into bed and said good night to him.
by HansHeimlerFan2001 March 11, 2018
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