When a woman freshly paints her nails with glitter, and proceeds to finger fuck a naked man’s asshole, so when he takes a dump it comes out sparkling.
by SquishyP December 30, 2021
Get the sparkeling meat piemug. by The Heidi & Frank Show September 23, 2020
Get the Meat Harmonicamug. "Taco's are brilliant. They aren't just a food. However, they're like a ship delivering goods to some far away land. Taco shells are a meat vessel that delivers ground beef, chicken, or steak right into your mouth!"
by McHesp July 31, 2020
Get the Meat Vesselmug. The underlying area of the female anatomy just below the pelvic region that is mainly purposed for reproduction, typically housing a faint odor of day old fish.
Dude, I hooked up with Rebecca the other night when we were shit-faced and slid my tube steak inside of her hairy meat vault!
by Halosimage February 15, 2021
Get the Meat Vaultmug. When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.
by Mr. RFH August 17, 2022
Get the Cuban Meat Slicermug. Boy, after seeing a commercial to go join a religious club: Mr priest, so you think you have the meats to get me to join your organization?
Priest: yes, we have the meats. Now go find a religious girl w whom you can procreate and have many beautiful children for God's benefit.
Priest: yes, we have the meats. Now go find a religious girl w whom you can procreate and have many beautiful children for God's benefit.
by Sexydimma December 6, 2024
Get the We have the meatsmug. In fancy terms: A masturbator connoisseur of the Male anatomy. A man or woman who enjoys tugging on penises as an extracurricular activity.
Aaron was "playing" on his PC late again last night but we all know he was just pleasuring himself again... he is such a meat yanker!
by Paco4u December 14, 2019
Get the Meat Yankermug.