Yeeted Meat

A super epic meme page that you should definitely not follow because you're uncool and probably smell like ketchup *Whips*

Josh: "Hey, did you see that cool meme yeeted meat posted?"
Gavin: "Yeah, that shit was the bomb bro!"
Both: "Radical!"

by NotActuallyWhoYouThinkIAm November 11, 2018

Meat rounder

Meat rounder is when you randomly choose one of your female followers on IG, click their profile, and then go to every picture of them and fap for 20 seconds. If you nut, you have to tell that girl that you been beating your meat and busted on her pictures

-hey, I accidentally lost meat rounder and busted on your face picture.

-send pic

by tzernut March 5, 2018

Meat rider

Someone like bitch ass castillo who won’t hop off my dick and let my shit breathe.

“Castillo bruh hop off my dick. You being a meat rider right now”

by Not him November 4, 2022

Meat Bearer

A Deli Worker who is so good at their job that they have been given the title of the “Meat Bearer”

P1: “Hey, John-“
P2: “No, I am no longer “John”. Call me… The Meat Bearer”
P1: “What the fuck”

by splatic June 19, 2024

meat cute

A Hollywood term where an on stage relationship, creates off stage tension.

“Hey man, why are you hanging with that actress of stage?”

“Oh, we got a meat cute going on”.

by Swole Daddy May 8, 2020

meat whisker

Something really fucked up

Hey you wanna see my meat whiskers

by MeatWhiskerer March 7, 2021

Vancouver smoked meat

A too good to be true venture, peddled by an unverified business expert that offers you 10% equity in the business in exchange for what ultimately turns out to be everything required for the said business to operate and succeed.

Oh man my wife left me when I went from 17 hour to 19 hour days working on my Vancouver Smoked Meat. Two more quarters and then we can finally list and my 10 points will show her.

by MForbes September 16, 2021