National Shut Up Bryce Day

Everyday people can tell Bryce to shut up once.

Bryce: Hi
You: Shut Up Bryce
Bryce WTF MAN!?
You: It’s National Shut Up Bryce Day!
Bryce: Understandable, have a nice day

by ButtcheesePoopy September 21, 2020

National Dumb Bitch Awareness Month

National Dumb Bitch Awareness Month is a celebration for all u dumb hoes out there

Micka is celebrating National Dumb Bitch Awareness Month.

by daddy's kink bitch October 25, 2019

National Punch a VSCO Girl Day

Every day is National Punch a VSCO Girl Day!

Stop the spread of VSCOism!

I punched a VSCO girl on National Punch a VSCO Girl Day, and I'll do it again tomorrow!

by MrOrcaDood October 27, 2019

National Kiss A Short Person Day

Kiss a short person on October 29th, right after kiss a tall person day.

"Oh jeepers, tomorrow is national kiss a short person day! Dude, you should kiss your crush!"

by Fred_Jr. October 28, 2019

National Gummy Bear Album Day

Every November 13th, the Gummy bear Album will be released. You must listen to the song and eat gummy bears.

Man 1: Did you hear dude? It's National Gummy Bear Album day! Let's go eat gummy bears and listen to it.
Man 2: yeah, who didn't know? It's obviously November 13th!

by .cryaboutit November 13, 2021

National Smack a Short Bitch Day

On October 9th, you can legally slap the shit out of anyone 5’8” or under. One smack per person and they cannot retaliate.

A celebration of slapping short people is on National Smack a Short Bitch Day (10/9)

by Fratto_Inc October 7, 2021

National Have Sex With A Milf Night

October 30th is National Have Sex With A Milf Night.

Bro I banged three milfs on National Have Sex With A Milf Night.

by The Danimal October 29, 2021