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Party Weirdness Theorem

The more seemingly inconvenient* the timing for a party, the weirder** things are going to get. This is due to the timing drawing out only the most dedicated party-goers, resulting in nothing short of debauchery worthy of the Shred Lord, Himself.

*There is no inconvenient timing.
**More absofuckingmazing.
By the Party Weirdness Theorem, Wine Wednesday was bound to be a success!
by Sir Alex of SLO March 17, 2013
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Dirty party popper

When you are sickly and gross, and you sneeze and simultaneously deficate explosively in a Jackson pollock ask way and redecorate an otherwise dull and boring wall in your abode
Excuse me I seem to have let off a dirty party popper. Enjoy the rest of the wedding , I must be off
by Pimp el cuppo June 2, 2018
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Boston Pee Party

When you’re doing anal with your GF and she pisses all over you. 10/10 would not recommend.
Bro my girl went all Boston Pee Party on my dick last night. Fucking gross.
by Raceday48 May 18, 2021
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turd party pricing

Buying a collectible from a third party at a show/convention etc. whose prices are outrageously more than what they retailed for.
I paid turd party pricing from a third party vendor on collectible X which originally sold for $20 at the original retailer.
by darthaegeus August 16, 2011
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party chick voice

the voice that chick has after a hard night of raving. its raspy and lets dudes know shes down for a good time.
Met this chick at the mall today and she had that Avril Lavine party chick voice
by Joey Tizzle April 21, 2016
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Third Party Humping

The act of being repeatedly bumped into by a person being humped. Usually seen in cases in which you and the humpee are sitting down next to each other.
John: Did you see Kyle hump Brenda on that bench today?
David: Actually, he was third party humping me. So yes, I did.
by Scarred Victim of This April 15, 2011
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chex mix parties

Slang for pill roulette. A party with a bowl of pills as party favors. Everyone eats a handful.
Mike is having one of those chex mix parties. He said to bring whatever pills you can find to put in the party bowl.
by iduiSce May 5, 2018
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