A Pointless Tattoo. Normally worn on the upper arm or accross the shoulders. The male version of a 'tramp stamp'. Usually tribal markings. Great if you are from a Polynesian Island but pointless if you if live in the suburbs.
Michael worked in a factory by day but a night he liked to wear a sleeveless shirt to show off his twat tatts. Then every one would know he still a free spirit at heart and may be a little bit hard as well.
by df1968 August 23, 2011
Get the Twat Tattmug. When a chick gets her period unexpectedly and has no other source of protection besides restaurant toliet tissues.
"Fuck I just got my rag and don't have a tampon!"
"Guess you gotta wad it up and go tissue twat till you get home, hahaha"
"Guess you gotta wad it up and go tissue twat till you get home, hahaha"
by Sonny Black Monster June 30, 2012
Get the Tissue Twatmug. Person 1: "I met this girl last night turned out she was a lesbian"
Person 2: "She sounds like a right twat muncher!"
Person 2: "She sounds like a right twat muncher!"
by 4011446 April 17, 2009
Get the Twat Munchermug. Me: Hey you want to come over after the party? Bryan: Yeah sounds good. Andrea: Oh, hey Tatiana. Does your boyfriend know your out tonight? Me: Uhh... Bryan: *Gets up and walks away* Me: UGH! You goddamn twat swatter! I almost had him! I'm kicking your bony ass!
by Tatiana is a punk rocker May 8, 2010
Get the Twat Swattermug. by abcdabcdabcd December 6, 2009
Get the clobber twatmug. When having sex with a woman/girl and her poon dries up because she has had too much to drink but is still coherant causing you to have to reach for substitute forms of lubrication.
Dude!! Me and Sally split a bottle of Jack Daniels and romped so long she got Whisky Twat and I had to use my spit to finish her off....
by Pjrpoacher August 27, 2009
Get the Whisky Twatmug. by catzillarumgirl January 2, 2008
Get the cunty twatmug.