Barnies brother who got mad at him for being cooler so he decided to show him a colorfull rock collection
by totathefit September 11, 2019
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by luukieoost1 September 12, 2019
Get the Thanos mug.A purple rasin nigga who can't thiink of anything better to do exept throw his fucking daughter off a cliff to add to his gay little rock collection
by YeetMaster696969696969 September 18, 2019
Get the Thanos mug.Thanos is a Very Muscular, peaceful titan. He wants nothing but peace, and is full of grace and empathy. He Sits on top of his marvelous throne with his majestic purple skin shining and his All powerful gauntlet Glimmering. He is not capable of being defeated. Thanos created our universe, and can end it in a snap. We should all appreciate his works.
"So Thanos, Just how strong are you?"
"Remember Iron Man"
"Sure Do"
"Is he still here?"
"No..."
"There you have it".
"Remember Iron Man"
"Sure Do"
"Is he still here?"
"No..."
"There you have it".
by DonutEagle September 26, 2019
Get the Thanos mug.The most incredibly amazing living being that has ever set a foot on this planet. His gorgeous purple tone perfectly matches his muscular body. Using only 0.001 percent of his power, he can wipe out about 376,500,000,000 people by just thinking about it. You may also know him from the movies, "Avengers: Infinity War" and "Avengers: Endgame", but this was just a display of a mere 5% of his power.
Interviewer: "Thanos, can you give us a display of you using about 0.000000000001% of your power?"
Thanos: "Do you remember Gamora?"
Interviewer: "No"
Thanos: "Exactly"
Thanos: "Do you remember Gamora?"
Interviewer: "No"
Thanos: "Exactly"
by ItsJebs_YT September 26, 2019
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Get the Thanos mug.(n.) A teacher who curves a class to fail 50% of students.
Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.
Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.
by nolandc October 4, 2019
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