thanos

a very angry grape with a purple "ruffles" chip stuck to his lip, with a yellow glove, and collects colorful rocks; or a gay ripoff of darkseid.

if the "earths mightiest heroes" couldn't defeat a very angry grape, than marvel is in trouble because thanos be a gay darkseid.

by epic dankness May 12, 2019

Thanos

Sexy Purple porn star who likes to farm and decimate the universe in his spare time

i want to eat thanos' bumhole and take it back with the time stone

by Thanos +shrek offical webpage May 13, 2019

thanos

evil step dad who is trying to kill half the universe with fancy rock collection

bring me thanos
- thor

by spiderman4r434938598598548 May 16, 2019

Thanos

Purple Guy from Five Nights at Freddy’s stayed in the bath for too long and got wrinkly. Also collects rocks for fun.

Thanos took my rock. I am sad.

by Chad pasta ravioli May 17, 2019

Thanos

a living purple dildo

Look its thanos, the dildo man

by Hackerman22 May 17, 2019

Thanos

A gay grape the has a nut sack chin and an addictions to stones and women gloves

Thor: bring me thanos
Thanos: reeeeeeeeeee

by Alolvera reee May 19, 2019

thanos (aka. the anus)

thanos (mostly known as the anus) is a pruple, big grape with nut sack chin. He has two beautiful daughters (i srsly dont understand how he has kids) and has a big rusty, basball mit. His mission is collect alllllll the beautiful pebbles so he can control the rock conventions he attends to. He is a horrible dad (considering he pulls one apart and kills the other for a pebble). he is T H E A N U S

"Hey, did you hear the new supervillian?"
"Oh yeaaaa huh, Isn't he thanos (aka. the anus)? he looks like a mishappen grape!"
"*gasp* i thought the same!!!

by deeb the mischievous May 21, 2019