mental snort

The act of snorting at something funny in your head because nobody is around to hear you do it out loud.

I saw some douchebag giving the camera finger guns in his corporate picture. Nobody was around to hear me so I gave it a mental snort.

by T-Cup May 21, 2014

Mentally Bust

You bust except mentally.

Fred - "You watching Date A Live boi."
Kyle - "Yeah I'm mentally bustin' right now."

by Shinobu-kun April 11, 2021

mental athlete

A person who is devoted to intellectual pursuits and studies.

Since he's a mental athlete, he should be good on the TV game show Jeopardy.

by Not a Philistine October 9, 2016

Hiroshima Mentality

When you get into a situation where mutually-assured destructive behaviour is the only option. Superior to reckless.

“Dam bro… what’s gotten into you?”
“I dunno fam I think I got that Hiroshima mentality taking control”

by Joebama Biden August 17, 2023

Mentally Conservative

The gentleman's way of saying the word retarded. Usually used when someone wishes to insult someone with a touch of class.

Person A: Oh wow she's fucking retarded.
Person B: Mentally conservative.
Person A: Oh, my mistake. Wow she's fucking mentally conservative.
Person B: Good show.

by pbnjp January 2, 2012

Mental Rizz

Rizz that forms in one's mind but has no intention of being spoken into reality.

Oscar: Yo bro, go rizz up that baddie over there!
Siddharth: Nah bro, I only got that mental rizz.

by CouncilOfMen December 19, 2022

mental boner

it’s like a regular boner but for your brain and is mostly revolves around a quality that you admire in someone.

The fact that she fills my mind with ideas gives me a mental boner.

by YuOfTheNight January 8, 2020