1.Thinking about sex with a girl you see out and about (who looks to be under 18). You think about it, but never act upon it.
2. A coded name for any girl who looks suspicious of being underage and want to alert your friends without putting them on blast and to save them jail time...
(no actions = no felonies = no jail. do as you wish in your mind. create all the felonies you can handle there)
2. A coded name for any girl who looks suspicious of being underage and want to alert your friends without putting them on blast and to save them jail time...
(no actions = no felonies = no jail. do as you wish in your mind. create all the felonies you can handle there)
Example 1:
"Dude, definitely just had a mental felony."
Example 2:
Friend 1: "fuck, you see that girl that just passed us?"
Friend 2: "Oh yeah dude. Total mental felony right there."
"Dude, definitely just had a mental felony."
Example 2:
Friend 1: "fuck, you see that girl that just passed us?"
Friend 2: "Oh yeah dude. Total mental felony right there."
by Sonic Reducer August 19, 2011
by Shinobu-kun April 12, 2021
Not smart enough to be considered 'clever' yet not sufficiently stupid enough to be catagorised as a moron.
by shane_r February 27, 2009
The act of snorting at something funny in your head because nobody is around to hear you do it out loud.
I saw some douchebag giving the camera finger guns in his corporate picture. Nobody was around to hear me so I gave it a mental snort.
by T-Cup May 21, 2014
by LS1power July 26, 2016
When one is confused and spends more time then necessary mulling over the multitude of variables that come into play when making decisions.
Much like self pleasuring, the vast amount of thoughts that pertain to the situation in which you are trying to make the decision flood or overwhelm your thought process/senses thereby causing you to become consumed with nonsensical thoughts that end up wasting yours and others time.
Much like self pleasuring, the vast amount of thoughts that pertain to the situation in which you are trying to make the decision flood or overwhelm your thought process/senses thereby causing you to become consumed with nonsensical thoughts that end up wasting yours and others time.
When Joe finally caught up with the rest of the gang they wondered what had taken him so long,
he replied 'I had to listen to Amy mentally masturbate over which iphone cover to buy'
he replied 'I had to listen to Amy mentally masturbate over which iphone cover to buy'
by Chilcotin Buddha January 07, 2014
by Not a Philistine October 09, 2016