Lighting a candle

Lighting a candle refers to someone farming in a hot tub

"Dude, did you just light a candle?"
"Yeah, sorry man, I've been lighting a candle the whole time."

by Omega Supreme July 8, 2024

Sand Candle

A flaky mother fucker

This bloke is such a sand candle.

by Cillabb February 24, 2024

candled and feathered

To be ignored and Grey rocked, in fact having one’s face be blocked by something else at an event so cameras can’t see you. A la the Montecito duo.

Meghan markle and prince Harry got candled and feathered so you couldn’t even see them!!

by Theonewhosayshi268 July 15, 2023

Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

Canadian Candle

A Canadian Candle is a candle who was born in Canada. They sometimes are born in different places and go to Canada, there’s only one real CC that appears ever 100 years. They’re friends with Canadian Dino ‘s helicopters bees snakes and anything you can think of!

I’M A CANADIAN CANDLE BISH

by The Canadian Candle August 31, 2021

Croatian Candle Holder

A popular Eastern European sex position. Stand your partner against a wall, face to the wall. Mount them from behend while setting their hair on fire and restraining their hands so that they can't put the fire out.

She: I see Laverne is wearing a wig.
He: Yeah, she and Bruce tried the Croatian Candle Holder last week.

by FerdiT February 6, 2024

Candle

Putting a joint in the middle of the bowl. You smoke down the joint and finish the bowl. High level: there's like intergalactic slo-mo

Joey - You want to smoke a candle?
DeDe - Uh...what?
Joey - Just wait.
*creates candle by making bowl and joint and filling weed around joint in bowl* *light joint*
(Might have to pull a little harder on joint)

by Deedsbee May 29, 2017