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Shave lazy

An individual, regardless of sex who avoids shaving or trimming their hair in areas that regular upkeep is considered appropriate if not essential by social norms or personal hygiene standards.
Everything was going great until I put that ring on her finger, before I knew It she was thirty pounds heavier, shave lazy and had chronic migraines.

It's not really a beard I'm just shave lazy.
by Ender3030 December 5, 2016
mugGet the Shave lazymug.

Shaved Ashley

Someone who feel need to constantly identify the gender of their date to the people they are talking to
He is such a Shaved Ashley, he told me multiple times that his prom date was female.
by Dingdingding12 March 15, 2016
mugGet the Shaved Ashleymug.

Shaved Kelce

When a man is great in bed but his deflorated man-garden makes his packages unwatchable.
We hooked up in the dark and he blew my mind. But when he came for round two in the morning his Shaved Kelce was a dealbreaker.
by mistermog June 17, 2022
mugGet the Shaved Kelcemug.
What somebody says when a flabby bitch needs some fat shaved...
Somebody: Have a shave you flabby bitch
*Flabby Bitch gets fat shaved*
by Flabby Bitch February 17, 2014
mugGet the have a shave you flabby bitchmug.

Shave my nave

Requesting a full shavel of the navel in order to provide a sweeter glide down to the production area. Once the tummy fluff is gone, you can bet it's gonna be a straight trip down to the bone zone.
"Please won't you shave my nave when I glide right in from the rain?"
by JLamprey November 20, 2022
mugGet the Shave my navemug.

shave the brain

Holding your scrotum in you fist so the testicles are squeezed tight making them look like a veiney brain and then proceeding to shave the hair off of them
Dude, I had a date with a smoking chick last night, I had to o make sure to shave the brain before I met up with her because she looked like she gives hummers
by marklarthewelby September 4, 2021
mugGet the shave the brainmug.

bag shave

balls to razor. abuse this word like jew and noob. i claim this word, PaperEggs unofficially owns this!

xfire - garoodude

garoodude@yahoo.com
omg what a bag shave

u need a bag shave

ur mom gave me a bag shave last night
by [Paper]Eggs January 1, 2009
mugGet the bag shavemug.

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