mud puddle 

a big black person.

also known as a melted chocolate ice cream cone.

dude look at that fat black chick!

woaaah! she is a mud puddle!

mud puddle by bammm!105 June 7, 2011

twistin a puddle

Twisting a pipe full of ice or any other drug for a bigger hit.

I walked in on my boss twistin a puddle on her break.

twistin a puddle by Big Ian January 14, 2008

Kentucky Mud Puddle 

The basic concept of inserting water via enema or spray bottle into an anal facility the proceeding to penetrate the anus with a penis whilst the recipient squirts water out, creating a dirty water splash affectionately known as the Kentucky Mud Puddle.

Tina was down to clown, so I gave her a Kentucky Mud Puddle... No regrets but I do need all new bedding.

Kentucky Mud Puddle by Tommy2Straws April 5, 2017

taint puddle 

When your gooch/grundle/buttnads get all warm and toasty and they are sweating profusely, the puddle you leave when you sit down is called the taint puddle.

Dayummm! That nigga just left a taint puddle on my lap!

taint puddle by Tyler Manning yo August 27, 2009

splashin the puddle 

when u bust it on a girls stomach and then splash it with your dick

hey i know her, i splased the puddle all over the bitch one time

splashin the puddle by johnny rocketship April 22, 2005

sun puddle 

The reflection of the sun in puddle shapes that you see when looking out over a body of water on an overcast day and the sun is shinning through cloud openings onto the water in random spots.

As we drove past the lake I said to my friend Look at all those sun puddles.

sun puddle by Tammy Marvel October 24, 2007

cuddle puddle 

Cum or Vaginal fluid left on a bed, seat, floor, etc. after sex.

I hope you guys didn't leave a cuddle puddle in my bed!

cuddle puddle by Jerry November 18, 2004