straight to vhs

When something is really bad, trashy, poor quality, etc. Based on old movies with bad production quality like the old power rangers movie's that never went to theaters, but went straight to vhs.

Man, that food was so bad, it should go straight to vhs.

by Brainfreeze1100 June 23, 2015

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Ultra straight

When a guy is so straight that he is only attracted to lesbian girls because straight girls like cock and that's gay

Austin: Yo Aiden, look at the girl over there she's so hot. Go ask her out
Aiden: Dude, she's gotta be lesbian because I'm ultra straight

by The McLaughlin Family May 3, 2021

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The definition of straight edge is a set of guidelines established in the 1980's in Washington D.C., by a band called Minor Threat, a punk band that created the "straight edge" movement. Ian Mackaye was one of the founding fathers in this movement. Minor Threat's song "Straight Edge," really opened the eyes of young people. Straight Edge is a set of guidelines, not rules, that focuses on refraining from casual sex, drug use and drinking. This was very popular in the 1980's, and soon began to spread around the United States and is still being practiced to this day. You can usually tell that a person is "straight edge" by a large visible X on either attire or body. Many people will claim to be straight edge, but don't be fooled. Many people that are truly "straight edge" don't go around bragging about it.

Friend: Hey dude, want to be an average teenager with us and come smoke, drink, and/or have sex with random people at this rad party I heard about?

You: No thanks, I'm straight edge. Don't you see the ridiculously large X on my hand that I drew on myself in english class today?

Friend: Oh yeah. Whatever.

by punkrockbz March 26, 2008

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Straight Queen

A straight queen is primarily a straight man who has many affectations, mannerisms and tendancies that are stereotypically accustomed to a homosexual. Straight queens are often known to be suspectly gay-friendly, and even have beyond questionable relationships with homosexual men. Many straight queens are accused of being closetted homosexuals or at the very least of having latent homosexuality.

A secondary definition of a straight queen is; a straight acting homosexual/bisexual who believes themselves to be straight simply because they are dellusional or lack the capacity to understand that if they have frequent sexual contact with other males and like it, this makes them gay or bisexual.

Finally, a straight queen can simply be a vocally camp hetrosexual male, which leads to them often being mistaken as a gay.

Example 1;

Person 1: That guy is so gay

Person 2: Nah, he's just a straight queen

Person 1: But he felt my ass, and he's wearing make up

Example 2;

Person 1: That guy fucked me

Person 2: No fucking way, he's such a homophobe!

Person 1: He's such a fucking straight queen...trust me, he fucked me

Example 3;

Person 1: Oh my God did you hear that guy talk? He's ubergay.

Person 2: Nah, he's got a girlfriend...he just sounds a bit...you know...

Person 1: Oh, he's a straight queen!?

by Jace Jaxon August 10, 2009

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