merican

the opposite of anything american

so somebody who is not fat, loud and obnoxious

parent 1: 'wow, your kid is quite merican'
me: 'i know. It's because i starve him, keep him in the basement and beat him with a truncheon.'

by Gigantic Array of Yetis November 25, 2003

mermaid

a chick with big tits transformed into a fish by the Greek god Poseidon or the Roman god Neptune.

There's no difference between Poseidon and Neptune.

by kwang June 9, 2003

Mermaiding

To fuck someone with both feet, or to fist someone with both feet.

My feet are cramped from mermaiding your mom all afternoon.

by Rolf Exton & Humphrey Garden April 16, 2013

Mermaid

Someone who has been shipped too many times. Being a mermaid means that people have shipped you so many times that you seem like a slut.

Friend: Oh my god! I totally ship you and Ralph!
You: But you've already shipped me with Ross, Jimmy, Sarah and Trisha!
Friend: Well, now it's you and Ralph!
You: Oh my god! Stop turning me into a mermaid!

by _tomcat711_ March 9, 2016

mermaid

half lady half fish

I'm a mermaid

mermaids are epic

by unipugsrule August 7, 2016

Merica

A word that few people use and merica should be said and used more frequently in people’s lives if your not from merica then don’t read it

I’m from merica use the word in your lives

by Merica’s definition May 11, 2019

The merman

When you put both your feet in a womans vagina at the same time and you flap about like a fish or a 'Merman'.

" That birds well dirty mate, she let me do the merman"

by Bere Oust. February 9, 2010