A hot Asian mom who takes care of herself and is really fit, trim, focused, disciplined and just crazy hot as a result.
by solis1 February 11, 2011
An attractive black (or African American) mother; or, a black (or African American) mother which you would like to fuck.
Wade: That black girl over there is pretty hot.
Harry: I bet her mom is hot too.
Nick: She is, I've seen her.
Wade: Wow a Chocolate MILF.
Harry: I bet her mom is hot too.
Nick: She is, I've seen her.
Wade: Wow a Chocolate MILF.
by Its the dogg December 09, 2007
Mom I'd Like to Fuck Everyday.
A woman so gorgeous that the 'hit it and quit it" mentality just isn't reasonable. Used mostly by love-struck males in the 18-25 range who have become enamored with an older woman.
A woman so gorgeous that the 'hit it and quit it" mentality just isn't reasonable. Used mostly by love-struck males in the 18-25 range who have become enamored with an older woman.
Guy One: Dude, that woman is such a MILF.
Guy Two: Nah man, she's a MILF-E.
G1: Huh?
G2: Mom I'd Like to Fuck Everyday. She's a keeper- I'd treat her like a princess, always making passionate love to her, like a beautiful woman deserves.
G1: Grow a dick, man.
G2: Oh, I have one. And it'd be all hers, forever...
Guy Two: Nah man, she's a MILF-E.
G1: Huh?
G2: Mom I'd Like to Fuck Everyday. She's a keeper- I'd treat her like a princess, always making passionate love to her, like a beautiful woman deserves.
G1: Grow a dick, man.
G2: Oh, I have one. And it'd be all hers, forever...
by RichardNixonRocks May 18, 2009
An ugly goateed middle-aged asshole that fucks "milfs" on the internet even though he is probably older than all of them, for three reasons..
1. The chick they claim is 39 is really 19.
2. The guy is just fucking old.
3. And kind of fat.
How can the site be hot if the guy fucking the milfs is a grandpa that nobody wants to fuck.
1. The chick they claim is 39 is really 19.
2. The guy is just fucking old.
3. And kind of fat.
How can the site be hot if the guy fucking the milfs is a grandpa that nobody wants to fuck.
by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004
If I was her Milf By-Product, I'd breast feed until I went to college.
by heynow_1 October 05, 2010
A guy in his late teens or early twenties who always seems to attract milfs or actively seeks them out.
by Zornlover234567 December 26, 2021
by Baellos June 04, 2010