Peaching off crumbs

After an individual takes a very satisfying shit on the toilet, it is essential for them to wipe. If you begin walking after taking a shit and a few pieces of shit or "muddy water" fall or drip down your leg you are by defintion "peaching off crumbs."

O shit, look at that girl, she obviously did not finish wiping her ass, because she is peaching off crumbs!

by the drips May 01, 2009

the amount of crumbs you left

The amount of crumbs you left.

The amount of crumbs you left after you were rude to that person!

by clzdio December 08, 2020

mr. crumb nipples

a guy with little nipples that look like crumbs.

mr. crumb nipples your titties are smaller than this crumb of bread.

by helloguy1 November 28, 2020

crumb fucker

A person that licks dried up sperm. Particularly when a woman orgasms and the man waits till she's dry to eat out her pussy.

"Damn! His friend is a real crumb fucker!

by Toogers12 August 10, 2017

Crumb whore

one who fucks for mere crumbs!

Saw that crumb whore Tracy at the club last night.

by Kathy Melrose June 10, 2008

hide the crumb

When you hide congealed semen in a man’s urethra.

It hurts when I pee because last night my gf and I played hide the crumb

by TheBluexRanger January 17, 2023

crumb slut

a person, typically a woman, who is a slut for crumbs

UGHHHHH IM SUCH A CRUMB SLUT I WANT YOUR FAT LOAD OF CRUMB DRIPPING OUT OF ME

by apple grapetato June 12, 2021