cake server

A passive aggressive suburbanite mother who will condescend those without children, marriage and other archaic social pressures.

I don't recognize Susie any longer, she got married right on 30 and turned into a smarmy cake server almost overnight.

by grindy March 6, 2017

Strawberry Cult Cake

When your sister makes her cake for her birthday and it turns out to be a cake with a strawberry cult on it sacrificing another strawberry

"You've made a.. strawberry cult cake!"

by F0reverL0stT0T1m3 May 11, 2024

cake and bake

The act of baking a cake while smoking weed

Holy shit, I had the best cake and bake last night

by Chodecrusher January 10, 2018

Pregnancy cake

When a man doesn't clean his ejaculatory residue off from his bellend for weeks/months/years, until the top of his penis resembles a frosted cake. (some might be inclined to add extra cake decorations to penis)

The man then proceeds to fuck his lover, thus giving her 'the pregnancy cake.'

"Frank, I can't lie to you, I saved up for months and gave your girlfriend my pregnancy cake...

I promise, I'll let you know if she tells me she's pregnant, sorry bud."

by Ganshee September 18, 2022

Stitch Cake

A stitch cake is an uncommon event that happens when you are eating, haven't swallowed your food yet, and you involuntarily (usually by a sneeze or laughing) hack up the chewed up parts. Named after the scene in Lilo And Stitch where Stitch regurgitates a cake he was told not to eat.

Dude, that scene was so funny, I coughed out a stitch cake.

by heccboi April 20, 2021

Cake

You need ass in your life.

You look lonely you need some cake

by Queen👸🏾 September 10, 2016

Mexican cake Pop

The Mexican cake pop is when you insert a stick into the hole of your wang. The female then proceeds to insert your stick strucken pene into her vagina. She then takes a shit as it is placed within her. It is then taken out and molded into a ball where you now have the cake for your cake pop within your partner. She then spits on the shit cake pop and begins to eat it, meanwhile you are still proceeding to smash your partner.

My sister and I had fun doing the Mexican cake pop last week.

by Acrim December 29, 2018