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Candy Cane Syndrome

The curvature of the penis due to excessive masturbation. (Penis usually reddens in color).
Doctor: I'm afraid your son has Candy Cane Syndrome.
Mother: What do I do?!
Doctor: Well you can start with putting a password on your computer.
by Dr. Punarankatash December 11, 2010
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Hush Mouth Syndrome

when someone get's quiet for a period of time because they don't quite know how to or want to respond to a comment or set of comments in a text or IM conversation. Hush Mouth Syndrome is this followed by a sudden change in topic
Guy: let's go to the movies this weekend
Girl: OK
Guy: what do you want to see
Girl: how about the new Twilight movie
10 Minutes of Hush Mouth Syndrome later
Guy: so how about those sorry azz cowboys
by Blu PainΣ December 3, 2010
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"Milo Stewart" Syndrome

The belief that "all men are misogynistic," that "all white people are racist," that "all cisgender people are transphobic," etc. Gross stereotyping.
Person 1: "That girl said I'm homophobic because I'm cisgender!"
Person 2: "Damn, that's a case of "Milo Stewart" Syndrome
by jranthony98 October 17, 2016
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Blue Lagoon Syndrome

Based on the 1980 movie "The Blue Lagoon".

The ability of any two people to fall in love when there is no one else available.

Also the ability of the only person in a group of a certain gender to become the object of desire for the rest.

See also: proximity infatuation
A: "So how did you two get married?"
B: "Completely Blue Lagoon Syndrome. We were stranded in an elevator together over Christmas Break, so it was inevitable."

A: "I don't get it, everybody at work thinks Suzi is such a babe!"
B: "Dude, Suzi is the *only* female in your office, of course they think she's hot, it's Blue Lagoon Syndrome!"
by Conrad Zero April 28, 2008
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Ted Kennedy Syndrome

You mean bob had Ted Kennedy Syndrome?

Yhea he cant keep off of the bottle for more than an hour...
by Bob the independent August 29, 2009
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Buyers Denial Syndrome

AKA BDS. its a cause of a customer buying a product and it turns out to be a faulty product or a product that was under the expectation of the customer who recieved it.

Instead of the customer A. returning the product to the company for a better one. or B. realize that they have been duped and count their losses. They instead lie to themselves that the product was supposed to do this all along and that this is a good product knowing that it is a bad lackluster investment in a product.
-Can you believe he told me that in madden? the uniforms are not a big deal and also that player doing a moonwalk on the field is just a planned patch from EA coming soon?

-yeah he suffers from Buyers Denial Syndrome. Probably thinks that superman returns should have been game of the year too....
by realistic view September 13, 2007
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repetitive slogan syndrome

1. One of the side effects of an advertising or 12 Step program.
2. Causes the people use a slogan instead of a thought process when talking to other people.
3. A very annoying trait.
4. Leads to a disease called steppism.
1. I can not stand all of this advertising going on. Someone starts a slogan, it catches on, and the next thing you know everyone has a repetitive slogan syndrome.
2. I went to an AA meeting last night and all of the steppers had repetitive slogan syndrome. I felt like I was at an advertising convention for Bill W.
by JR Harris May 13, 2011
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