Mad about you

It means I'm CRAZY about you, I love you, I REALLY like you and I am obsessed by you. I'm falling for you.

"He told me 'I'm mad about you'"... "Aww, he's probably falling for you"

by Blanksora January 14, 2017

you have crabs

insult your friends. public lice.

girl1: "girl2 smells"
girl2: "you have crabs"

by przldent October 14, 2018

Told you so

Alex Jones

Alex Jones was right. I told you so.

by VRNAQLR February 11, 2022

Fuck that; Fuck you!

Fuck that; Fuck you (often abbreviated to simply FT;FY) is a colloquial saying that is a combination of fuck that and fuck you, which in plain English is "No, fuck you!". It is often used to express a disinterest in doing something for somebody.

Guy A: Maybe you can come over and help me clean out my garage.
Guy B: Fuck that; Fuck you!

by CTx94 September 6, 2016

You-Tube Afternoon

After a long, exhausting week of work when co-workers need to relax a little bit and take a break from the daunting tasks piling atop their desk. Co-workers gather around one employee's computer screen, in their cubicle and search for funny youtube clips i.e. SNL Celebrity Jeopardy, etc.

D: What a week this has been!
K: OMG, I know! It's been crazy!
D: I think we need to have a You-Tube Afternoon to wind down from the week.
K: YES!

by dmezz October 23, 2009

smoking is bad for you

A phrase that wankers, cock suckers, preps, and fuck wits cannot help but utter when they see a smoker happily enjoying a cigarette.

A) Smoking is bad for you.
B) Holy shit! This stuff is bad for me?!?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!?! Oh wait, there's a FUCKING WARNIGN ON THE SIDE OF THE PACK, WHICH I SEE EVERY GODDAMNED DAY! PISS OFF, YOU COCK-SUCKING-PREPPY-ASSED-FUCK-WITTED-WANKER!

by Tony Rocky Horror January 3, 2004

before you know it

almost immediately

I'll be there before you know it. If you keep spending money like that, you'll be broke before you know it.

by Gemini Fox December 16, 2013