I hate you.

Three little words ending with a period, that can change someone's life.

"I hate you."
Most people wont know how to respond, so they usually respond with:
"Oh."

by urreallyfunny July 10, 2021

You Stan NCT

This is a phrase that is used by non-NCTzens whenever their favs do something bad and a NCTzen calls them out for it. They weaponize racism and cultural appropriation and don’t accept the fact that their favs could possibly be racist and ignorant.

NCTzen: *calls out someone’s fav for racism and/or cultural appropriation*
Non- NCTzen: You stan NCT

by Renjun’s Wife June 19, 2021

you got jessed

A girl who has a rota of boys who she is going to have sex with on holiday.

omg look at him he just got jessed
Omg man you got jessed
Dog you've been jessed ahaa!!
omg dude look at that boy he just got jessed i bet his name ends in 'os

by Shmakalackingsheri May 27, 2009

You-Tube Afternoon

After a long, exhausting week of work when co-workers need to relax a little bit and take a break from the daunting tasks piling atop their desk. Co-workers gather around one employee's computer screen, in their cubicle and search for funny youtube clips i.e. SNL Celebrity Jeopardy, etc.

D: What a week this has been!
K: OMG, I know! It's been crazy!
D: I think we need to have a You-Tube Afternoon to wind down from the week.
K: YES!

by dmezz October 23, 2009

you on some nutshit

People who act stupid or dumb for no good reason.

"Bro Arlin you on some nutshit today."

by WILCOCKS February 2, 2017

smoking is bad for you

A phrase that wankers, cock suckers, preps, and fuck wits cannot help but utter when they see a smoker happily enjoying a cigarette.

A) Smoking is bad for you.
B) Holy shit! This stuff is bad for me?!?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!?! Oh wait, there's a FUCKING WARNIGN ON THE SIDE OF THE PACK, WHICH I SEE EVERY GODDAMNED DAY! PISS OFF, YOU COCK-SUCKING-PREPPY-ASSED-FUCK-WITTED-WANKER!

by Tony Rocky Horror January 3, 2004

could you fucking not

What you say when you strongly disagree with something that was said/done/is happening. Can be applied to persons, actions, pretty much anything that you want to emphasize against.

1." Hey Im gay, fuck me in ass please!" - Peter
"Could you fucking not, were in public, dumbass" -Me
2. *Eating some lit french fries*
*Peter comes and starts munching from your fries stash*
"Hey Peter, could you fucking not?" -Me
3. *Waking up at weekend to notice that its raining like motherfucker outside*

"Goddamn, could you fucking not" - Me

by Realest motherfucker June 29, 2016