Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.

"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"

by thndrchunky December 1, 2016

Sgt.Peppers Water Wheel

When you do a meat spin while peeing

Guy 1 "Man i was Pulling a Sgt.peppers water wheel in the bath room, got shit all over the place".
Guy 2 " what the hell is wrong with you"

by Sgt.Peppers Bs 2 December 7, 2009

Water

Not Capetown omegalul

bruh you know what water is you fucking faggot

by bruhnigga26 July 29, 2019

Climax water

When a woman reaches climax and squirts

When she came her climax water went everywhere

by Kixx27 January 23, 2020

Water waldadash

A type of waldadash that is made of water. It can live in any form of water, anywhere and it is a lower level so it can be avoided easily. (like water bending, ik, sick burn)

A water waldadash can only travel by water and cannot hurt you if you don't have a glass of fucking water you carry on you all the fucking time

by Don't fucking do it November 23, 2020

Bag of Water

Latest and greatest from the long and always-entertaining line of "douche-isms" (douchy, douchebaggery, etc).

"That dude Travis is such a Bag of Water, I think I might have to punch him in his mouth."

by Superbad Buckle June 13, 2009

Water Piping

Havin rough hard sex with your plumbing and pipes.

Tony what are you doing..? Im just water piping my sink.

by SackFondelation223 July 31, 2021