Dick Butter Stick

A solid rectangular block of cum the size of a fairly large stick of butter.
What kind of butter is this?”
“It’s dick butter stick.”
by ChickenJoe#1 April 29, 2022
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Peanut Butter Special

A style of fellatio where the person performing wraps his/her lips around the base of the shaft, and begins to maneuver their tongue and throat in a clicking motion as if they have just eaten a PB and J sandwich and are trying to get the remains unstuck from the roof of their mouth.
“Dude I’ve never cum as hard as I did when she gave me that Peanut Butter Special!”
by Payday420 January 04, 2022
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Dukie Butter

I stirred the Dukie Butter and plunged the toilet
by Huh Dude Bro April 12, 2022
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Brown Butter Baptism

When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.
Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.

Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
by 13.9 March 21, 2022
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jesus condom peanut butter

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off
"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019
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Buttered Biscuit

1.) a way to describe someone’s fat rolls.

2.) someone with a high level freaky aura; otherwise known as being very sexy.
1.) “ Damn my back looks like a buttered biscuit! “
2.) “ Damn, your buttered up biscuit self has a high freaky aura! “
by ashytitties999 May 20, 2024
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buttered biscuit

the act of creating a "buttered biscuit" is done by taking a zyn nicotine pouch (preferably 6 milligram strength) and liberally seasoning the pouch with some cocaine. with this heavenly combination, you have conceived a buttered biscuit.
"yo dude my nose is hurting but we still got some blow left"
"if you got some zyns left we can just make some buttered biscuits"
by m3samadn3ss March 13, 2024
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