Sign Guy

A professional commercial sign installer, quite possible the most talented group of uncertified humans in the construction industry. They are known for their ability to be a welder, electrician, painter, crane operator and truck driver in an 8 hour period. They work long hours and are often mistreated and misunderstood. They have a tendency to not give a fuck when it comes to safety, although they won’t do anything that endangers anyone other than themselves. They work in snow, rain, hot, cold and are forced into living in hotels for weeks on end in order to complete a job. They have the capabilities to consume very large amounts of alcohol in record time and as a result, have some of the best libido on earth.

Girl at bar: Why are those crane operators so dirty?

Guy in corner: Lady those aren’t crane operators, those are sign guys. They do it all.

Girl: Ooh I want a sign guy

by Signman25 August 9, 2021

Phanties Guy

A phanties guy is a male who is extremely down bad for someone, and will never get the hint of rejection no matter what. Phanties guys are usually very dull-witted, and prioritize receiving attention no matter what.

Man, this guy won't leave me alone, i tried everything!
Did you tell him you're not interested?
Duh, several times! He just won't leave me be, it's getting frustrating.
Well that's a phanties guy if i've ever seen one.

by cooldude69pro August 29, 2024

That Guy

Handyman

Who’s That Guy who remodeled your sisters bathroom...oh yea, it was That Guy

by Mr. That Guy July 31, 2018

Swiss Army Guy

That one guy that magically seems to be able to do literally anything.

"You're seriously going into another work field? Jesus, one day you're gonna become a Swiss Army Guy."

by Loapher May 30, 2022

You guys are Dogs!

Refers to Haven members wiping on Faerlina petrification pull. Also, commonly used during any other time whilst raiding.

You guys are griefing me. Insane. I will retire "soon". You guys are Dogs!

by Shortlifemaybe May 12, 2021

the pasta guy

the pasta guy is the kind of person that you will stumble upon when you least expect it. they are the type of person who loves to listen and learn. they come at the perfect time and never plan on leaving for a long long time. they will stick around until you're sick of them, not that you would ever get sick of anyone, especially not these people. all they want is to be around you and that's all they want in return.. the pasta guy is the person who will always be there for you, specially when you need it most. when they come into your life, never ever take them for granted. always give them the love and appreciation that they deserve. the pasta guy is the most considerate and understanding person out there. the pasta guy only deserves love and everything good, like pistachio ice cream and extravagant birthday parties. the pasta guy is the most interesting and cool person you will ever meet! they listen to awesome music and dress so nicely. they tell the stupidest, but funniest, jokes! they bring a different light into your life that could never be replaced by anything else. they are the kind of person you think of whenever you hear a love song or a happy song. they put a smile on your face every single time.

and for my pasta boy, know that i love you more and more everyday. i wouldn't trade you for the world. i would give you everything if i could, but i will give you my heart until then. even when you get everything, you'll always have my heart. i love you <33

the pasta guy is so cool omg!!

by millymellyame August 11, 2024

guyed it

Past tense of guy it The ability of most men to come up with a plausible story to explain any question except yes or no ones.

I asked him where he was all night. He guyed it, told me he had dinner with an old friend and stayed town over night. I know who "that old friend" was AND what he ate!

by DAH September 20, 2014