When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
by aidangreen January 4, 2023
Get the Crunchy peanut butter mohawkmug. A Heavenly Southern treat. Make a regular Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich then butter the outside of the bread then grill in a frying pan until golden brown. Enjoy with a glass of milk.
Hey Connie, Mama made Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches for lunch, I’ll pour us two glasses of milk.
by Ms Kitty Lorraine January 2, 2020
Get the Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwichmug. Jimmy: Man, the Ravens are out there getting roasted toasted and buttered
Kent: Yeah they're really dying out there
Kent: Yeah they're really dying out there
by E.M.V.J.J April 2, 2019
Get the roasted toasted and butteredmug. the act of creating a "buttered biscuit" is done by taking a zyn nicotine pouch (preferably 6 milligram strength) and liberally seasoning the pouch with some cocaine. with this heavenly combination, you have conceived a buttered biscuit.
"yo dude my nose is hurting but we still got some blow left"
"if you got some zyns left we can just make some buttered biscuits"
"if you got some zyns left we can just make some buttered biscuits"
by m3samadn3ss March 13, 2024
Get the buttered biscuitmug. by clubprice September 22, 2010
Get the butter jarmug. The action of getting a stick of butter shoved in your ass and having someone then insert a object such as there penis into said ass in a poor manor causing the owner of the ass to fart spewing butter. Note some people may place a peice of toast near the ass before the fart therefore creating butter shart toast
by The one of the one May 5, 2024
Get the butter shartmug. A byproduct of mud butt. Mud butter is the greasy mix of poo particles and sweat that occurs between your asscheeks when you sweat with an improperly wiped butt.
Excessive heat and humidity makes mud butter worse.
Mud butter can also be produced if someone is suffering from extensive diarrhea and doesn't proplerly wipe clean.
Excessive heat and humidity makes mud butter worse.
Mud butter can also be produced if someone is suffering from extensive diarrhea and doesn't proplerly wipe clean.
by 01101001110 September 26, 2023
Get the Mud Buttermug.