Toxic Fart Syndrome

Physical ailment characterized by the repeated expulsion of absolutely foul, often sulfuric and environmentally destructive gasses from one's rectum, especially in libraries, classrooms and other public spaces. cf. "toxic shock syndrome", which can, incidentally, result from contact with someone carrying a particularly severe case of TFS (toxic fart syndrome).

"Dude that smell emanating from your rectum has increased global temperature by a half a degree celsius! I think you've got the toxic fart syndrome..."

"I was in the library yesterday and people started complaining at the front desk of a natural gas leak. Little did they know that it was the result of the ejection of the very unnatural gasses of my Toxic Fart Syndrome."

by Hominid54 May 2, 2014

open bar syndrome

A state of excessive drunkenness resulting from an open bar social event.

When an individual drinks more alcohol, more aggressively simply because it is free.

I was drinking like I had open bar syndrome.

I had open bar syndrome. I puked.

by pants1848 April 26, 2010

delta down syndrome

A name referring to the fight group known as Delta. This is used when describing any flight in a JROTC unit. It can used to describe any flight or group regardless of the actual flight its self. Can be used when singing degrading songs while marching. This is only used if and when a flight is made up of complete idiots, and at least a quarter of the flight has a form of Down syndrome.

That group is delta Down syndrome

by Buttonedplace11 February 1, 2018

Big pp syndrome

When the pp be big you know

"I was born with big pp syndrome" "nah"

by TheManWithBigPP April 13, 2020

Record Label Syndrome

The act of theoretically spending your money before you've made the product.

Singer - "Dude, when our album sells 4 million copies, I'm gonna buy a boat, the music video is gonna have explosions and a Lil' Wayne verse and..."

Producer - "Have you started writing the songs?"

Singer - "Nope!"

Producer - "You have Record Label Syndrome"

by Phrainck91 May 3, 2010

Wet Noodle Syndrome

A level of intoxication that a girl reaches, at which point she starts crying for no reason.

Malina concluded she had wet noodle syndrome when she could not explain why she cried by herself in the bathroom for 2 hours at last night's party, ruining the night for her and everyone around her.

by sulligas January 2, 2012

Lindsay Lohan Syndrome

Someone who used to be hot, but due to drugs, alcohol etc. has become unattractive

"She used to be so hot, but she got Lindsay Lohan syndrome"

"what happened to Emily? she used to be so hot"

"yea but she's got Lindsay Lohan syndrome pretty bad now"

by Mr.W.Smith October 18, 2012