I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

by Dark red water November 26, 2021

Alkaline water

Alkaline water has a higher pH level than regular drinking water. Because of this, some advocates of alkaline water believe it can neutralize the acid in your body.

the best water is alkaline water.

by kevi_48 September 8, 2020

Poo water

Well the verb of poo water is shaking your hands about shoulder height whilst saying "aww gross, poo water" and you can put that on mommie.

Ew gross, poo water!

by CaptainPlank12 September 9, 2020

Water

We need this to survive.

Non-existent in Africa

Joe:I love water

Starvin Marvin:I wish I could have some

by Nightfort78 November 5, 2023

MLG water bucket

Don't try it irl; it doesn't work.

MLG water bucket

by coveted seed July 23, 2023

bully nerd box water boy

Hudson, that lil bih from the bedhead readhead and steadhead
BULLYNERDWATERBIRDBOXBIRDBOYWHITESHITWATERSHITBEADHEADREDHEADSTEADHEADUGLY
AKA the ugly skinny creepy weirdo with no life

Yo your'e such a bully nerd box water boy.

by shitty hiny] May 10, 2019

Ash-Water

When a women has her vaginal discharge all over the place, like everywhere, the walls, the roof, your mouth. Can result in spontaneous slippery slides.

Common causes of this: too much probing and PMS.

How to avoid: Use a wet vac when probing

Guy 1: She just ash-watered everywhere!!!
Guy2 : its like a water park in here... weeeeeeeeee!!!

A girl: I should have brought an extra pair of undies, I just made an ash-water!!!

by Chopface October 12, 2011