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Water shandy

A 50/50 mixture of still and sparkling water. Mixed by Master Blenders in the Surrey/Hampshire border area. Slightly poncey. Opinions vary amongst experts as the whether soda stream fizzy 1 or 2 is best.
I’m driving so I’ll just have a water shandy, please.
by Pauleich August 2, 2025
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Pet-Dog-Water-Fish

A creature that your baby grandmother would purchase.
My Pet-Dog-Water-Fish is drowning!
by thenigletniggler February 7, 2023
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diet water

some stupid meme that makes no sense
this is the stupidest meme
whats the meme
"diet water"
oh wow thats stupid
by man im dead August 24, 2020
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Mount Vernon Barbell water

The legendary water fountain. If you drink from it you may turn into a Testosterone God..
Jeff: Come to Mount Vernon Barbell and drink the Mount Vernon Barbell water with me. It gives you superpowers.

Ryan: What super powers?

Jeff: It is tren infused water. You get immense gains my brother.
by Hermankey December 12, 2022
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egg water

Something you call a person when they're acting very immature or childish.
"egg water" refers to the liquid in an egg (the yolk or the white), calling a person "egg water" implies that they're acting like as if they just recently hatched from an egg (a.k.a they're acting like a baby or immature kid).

The word is also a twist on the word "dog water", replacing "dog" with "egg" to give it a slightly different meaning.
Example 1
Friend 1: "Waaaahh! This is NOT FAIR! This game sucks! Stop being better than me!"
Friend 2: "Man, stop being egg water, it's just a game."

Example 2
Friend 1: "Dude, I've got the most genius idea." Proceeds to draw a giant penis on a wall with graffiti.
Friend 2: "Dude, this is so egg water, couldn't you think of something like a joke with a punchline?"
by C_Corpze May 14, 2024
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hot water bag

A hot-water bottle.
by Debskelly1985 April 6, 2023
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Water

a mix between a hydrogen particle and two oxygen particles. something in which your body intakes as a liquid substance needed to survive. often found in oceans, lakes, rivers, ponds, air, clouds, showers, ground, and pretty much anywhere else.
brie: hey john whatcha got there?

john: some hydrogen and oxygen

brie: you mean water?

john: yes whatever you weaklings call it nowadays.
by Pattons_kiddo February 13, 2019
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