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Captain Spam

Captain Spam is an urban legend in the digital space who fights for us against the evils of Spam to make the Inbox a better, safer place to be. His real identity is unknown. His uniform is 100% Spamdex. He is the Guardian of Email and Protector of the Inbox!
"My Inbox needs a good clean-out."
"Better call Captain Spam."

"I've been SPAMMED! Where are you Captain?!"

"I'd sell loads more Viagra if it wasn't for that do-gooder, Captain Spam"
by The Growler September 8, 2014
mugGet the Captain Spammug.

Spamming Jams

You spam jams when you send all your Facebook friends the same youtube video of a new awesome song you found. Or when you're trying to flex your music knowledge.
Man I could spam jams for hours, got so much music to show this chick.

I've been spamming jams for hours, can't stop finding new shit!
by jamspammer August 26, 2013
mugGet the Spamming Jamsmug.

shit spam

email recived that goes directley to trash
by all in yo ass June 25, 2016
mugGet the shit spammug.

spam bombed

Being bombarded by spam from the same person multiple times.
*checks email*
"argh! I have been spam bombed!"
by Jadefordiamondz April 9, 2010
mugGet the spam bombedmug.

Spam Chunk

A regurgitated piece of processed meat.
Can be used randomly in sentences or to insult the woman in your life.
Damn thats one stinky spam chunk!
by Ebaynympho June 24, 2010
mugGet the Spam Chunkmug.

Spam Mob

Originally invented by https://twitter.com/#!/Spam_Mob the goal is to spam co-ordinated comments phrases or whatever else is wanted to wherever the twitter account says

Also it could be a massive number of people spamming the same thing to an area of the internet
Did you hear what Spam Mob did the other day

No, What

He's going to send his follwers onto Rebecca Blacks re-uploaded video of Friday saying "Your taking the trunk."
by SpamMob September 27, 2011
mugGet the Spam Mobmug.

Spam Dam

A message box or e-mail that is filled with spam that is yet to be sent or submitted. Upon being sent or submitted, the spam is released into the chat box or message box for people to read.
Chatter 1: CHOWDA BAWM CHOWDA BAWM CHOWDA BAWM....

Chatter 2: "What is his problem?"

Chatter 3: "I bet he built up a Spam Dam to do this."
by Ammuze December 16, 2009
mugGet the Spam Dammug.

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