A person with whom you've exchanged cel phone numbers, but you never actually hang out, you just text each other occasionally.
She: Hey, I just got a text from Rajeev, remember when we met him at the park last year?
He: Yeah, you guys still hanging out?
She: Still? We haven't seen each other since we met - it seems we have a purely textual relationship.
He: Yeah, you guys still hanging out?
She: Still? We haven't seen each other since we met - it seems we have a purely textual relationship.
by Bump Rider July 3, 2009
Get the textual relationshipmug. When a friend cockblocks you ending your relationship that was doomed to fail. Usually the cockblocker doesn't have to try hard.
If shes going to dump you now then she would've dumped you later. So here's some relationship euthanasia to put you out of your misery or your girlfriends misery.
by AlphaMail January 8, 2010
Get the relationship euthanasiamug. When he/she has expressed their feelings to each other but one isn’t ready. In other words (Relationship Pending) This is often used as another word for the talking stage.
by V🖤 October 3, 2021
Get the Pending relationshipmug. when you have been in a relationship for a decent amount of time, and you start to become a careless slob.
some things that are affected by relationship relaxation include:
hair- you probably don't style it much, and think that a 'bun' is good for going out
clothes- you start wearing track pants and huge jumpers around your partner because hey, who are you trying to impress?
weight- you start putting on weight and letting yourself go, using the 'they will love me no matter what' excuse.
general manners and etiquette- you find yourself burping and doing disgusting things around your partner, and for those who are really relaxed, you might even slip in a fart or two!
some things that are affected by relationship relaxation include:
hair- you probably don't style it much, and think that a 'bun' is good for going out
clothes- you start wearing track pants and huge jumpers around your partner because hey, who are you trying to impress?
weight- you start putting on weight and letting yourself go, using the 'they will love me no matter what' excuse.
general manners and etiquette- you find yourself burping and doing disgusting things around your partner, and for those who are really relaxed, you might even slip in a fart or two!
girl one: hey, i'm just going over to my boyfriends for a bit
girl two: your wearing your pajama pants and that ugly jumper your nan knitted you, i mean did you even brush your teeth?
girl one: oh it doesn't matter to him, he loves me
girl two: hunny, your suffering from some serious relationship relaxation!
girl two: your wearing your pajama pants and that ugly jumper your nan knitted you, i mean did you even brush your teeth?
girl one: oh it doesn't matter to him, he loves me
girl two: hunny, your suffering from some serious relationship relaxation!
by banginbabe March 23, 2011
Get the relationship relaxationmug. The modern and technically correct form of "ASCII relationship". Describes a relationship where communication between two parties exists solely in the electronic form. The forms of communication are primarily text messages and posts from social media sites, but extend to e-mail and other various electronic forms of communication.
The magic we use to share has disappeared and now we just have an Unicode relationship.
Things never went further than an Unicode relationship
Things never went further than an Unicode relationship
by c0pp3rt0p October 20, 2010
Get the Unicode relationshipmug. not to be confused with guntruck it is a term used to describe the ralationship for a group of friends, any gender, that are so close as to give their lives for one another. comes from the military tale of the brave, selfless man that threw himself on a grenade to save his buddies on a guntruck.
Lance: i've realized something, i'd give my life for you guys if it came down to it
Chris: so, we have a guntruck relationship?
Lance: yeah, we do,
Chelsea: good, you're deaths won't be in vain
Lance and Chris: What?
Chelsea; nothing
Chris: so, we have a guntruck relationship?
Lance: yeah, we do,
Chelsea: good, you're deaths won't be in vain
Lance and Chris: What?
Chelsea; nothing
by Lance Brown January 6, 2009
Get the guntruck relationshipmug. A text (or any electronic device) based relationship in which Geoff is infinitely cooler than Eman, regardless of her claims of superiority.
Despite her denial and views of reality, Sally knew in her heart that Bob was the one wearing the pants in their textual relationship.
by The United State Word Czar November 12, 2012
Get the Textual Relationshipmug.