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Pulling a micheal

When a guy is going out with your best friend and he has a rubber dick
Aka a strap on like the lesbians do itt =
That fucker is with my best friend and has a rubber dick!

Me: Hey man did you here about Logans new boyfriend!?! he has a rubber dickk!!

friend: oh hes pulling a micheal
by abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvqxyz December 14, 2008
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Machete Mouth

1) A person with teeth that havn't fully grown out of their gums yet giving the impression they've been hit in the mouth by a machete cutting off their teeth in a straight horizonal line with surgical precision.

2) A person with too many metal piercings in their face looking as if they where too close to a grenade when it went off piercing their face with shrapnel(that can later be melted down to make a machete), making them seem as if they've got a bigger more annoying grin or smile.
Biff: Hey Jeff, this is my friend Heff.
Jeff: Nice to meet...woah dude thats up with your teeth!?
Heff: I've got Machete Mouth Syndrome.
Jeff: Shit dude! You ever heard of Ribena Tooth Kind!?

Greg: Hey dude the chick I was railing lastnight was so wild until she smiled at me dude...serious Machete Mouth goin on there.
Mike: Shit man...did you nail her anyways?
Greg: YEAH DUDE!
Mike: AWESOME Your sweet man!

Peter: Did you see that guys face? It was full of metal what was wrong with him?
Henry: Machete Mouth...a serious case!
by Fanny Hurts May 13, 2006
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Micheal moore

Someone who makes "documentries" that are really just a whole bunch of lies intended to work on the intense emotions of the naive liberals into being more ignorant that they already are.
Farenheit 9/11 was allmost completely ficticious.
by GunCat April 23, 2005
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MocheeseMo

A man who preforms the act of eating cheese out of another mans asshole.
"steve, be a mocheesemo and eat this cheese out of my asshole would ya?"

"if you don't google search Volapike and listen to their music, you're a mocheesemo"

"dude...Eric...Bono is such a mocheesemo"
by lancebassfanclub January 3, 2010
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Micheal Bonwick

Elephant, Crap at computer games, Likes Incest and Emo people, Cant stop eating
"Omg theres an elephant walking towards me. Oh wait its Micheal Bonwick" "Oh No EarthQuake" GET A NEW JACKET/JUMPER
by Ssxfds July 16, 2008
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Machete Wound

"Get ya machete wound out"
by jannah8993 August 21, 2011
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Micheal Bay

Some guy who makes movies based on nostalgic cartoons/shows, puts some explosions in it, extends the run time, and calls it a movie
Person 1: Hey look a new Transformer movie

Person 2: I wonder how many explosions Micheal Bay will use this time
by SomeGuyWithNoLife October 6, 2016
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