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Karen

She is the fat office lady Who tells everyone to go away from the front of the office she’s not nice if you meet a Karen avoid her at all costs! A nice one and you’ll find that most time she’ll be thicc and have the karen hair cut! Is big nosed and has a fat belly stay away from her avoid at all costs she is like a bomb
Omg ! I’m so weird I’m so weird but no one is weirder than Karen!
by The real dictionary 😤 June 27, 2020
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Karen

A Karen is a very stupid human being that has a bowl haircut and that hurts you phisycly and mentally. For exemple thatveganteacher is a Karen that wants to decide everybodys life.
Look at that Karen”
by Depressedwoman September 27, 2020
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Karen

A 46 year old woman with 6 kids and a minivan. She wants to speak to the managers and she loves the beach. When shes mad she gets out her essential oils, goes in her closet, and watches Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
manager: Oh crap, Karen's here again!
by larry larry bill December 7, 2019
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Karen

A Karen is a type of person who will just piss you off. She took the kids away after you divorced because you didn’t put the toilet seat down or something stupid like that.

She has a haircut that goes to the bottom of the side of her head and she is a type of person who will update her diet on snapgram and she will take the kids to soccer practice

When she does her weekly shop she will aske to speed to the manager of her local Asda or Walmart.
Wife: shouts at me for leaving the toilet seat up
Me: shut the fuck up karen
by J.C.N January 12, 2020
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Karen

A stereotype for old, usually cis, straight, white and conservative, women who think their age and privilege (and big ass SUV) make them better than younger generations and minimum wage workers.
Old white lady: “I asked for ketchup on my burger! I swear you lazy millennials can’t do anything right! I want to speak to the manager!”

Disgruntled employee (who isn’t payed enough to be insulted) under their breath: “Damn Karen”.
by Your angry, lesbian mother September 20, 2019
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Karen

A self-righteous, petty and entitled overgrown child who can’t handle minor inconveniences caused by other people’s solutions for their needs. Typically a white middle aged woman with pink yoga pants and Walmart running shoes.
1. Karen threatens to sue the police officer for escorting her out of a store after she refused to leave for not wearing a mask during a pandemic...disregarding the safety of those at risk of covid, because the mask made her uncomfortable

2. Karen refuses to leave a public park after the city closed it down to follow social distancing measures, because she “has the right to let her kids play at a public park when she wants”
3. Karen asks for the manager at McDonald’s and threatens to sue, because she slipped on wet floor next to a “caution: wet floor” sign. She claims that she didn’t see the sign because it wasn’t colorful enough and thus the employees should pay for her bruised leg.

4. There has likely never been a single instance in Karen’s life when she has viewed her behaviour from the eyes of other people. She lacks the capacity for empathy and self reflection, and is incapable of listening to reason.
by lol it’s November 19, 2020
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Karen

The universal term for a fake as a three dollar bill, annoying, selfie-seeking, gum-chewing, world-revolves-around-her, flippant, humble-bragging, insincere, self-appointed, fake-smiling, bossy, manipulative, social-climbing, machine-gunnin', spoiled, shrill, gold-digging, socialite who would sooner chew off her own right foot than do an honest day's work, eye-rollin', Hillary-voting, condescending, completely self-absorbed, fake-tanning, attention-whoring, hyper-social, Entitled, obnoxious, scamming, superficial, HOA-bully-ing, insincere, know-it-all, snobbish, people-abusing, McMansion-living, teeth-whitenin', back-stabbing, divorce-seekin', custody-stealing, bitching, luxury-SUV-driving, shit-talking, short hairdo sportin', acrylics-wearing, limp-wristing, parking-spot stealing, snarky, speak-to-manager-demanding, tiger-momming, disingenuous, spandex-wearing, trend-following, oxygen-thieving, annoying-as-hell, unrealistic, fashion-slaving, sociopathic, selfie-obsessed bitch.
The lone handicap parking spot was taken by Karen at the drycleaners because she had a meeting to run to in 20 minutes and REALLY needed to change into the fresh pressed skirt.
by Quadrivium April 29, 2019
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