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Hey Kool-Aid

When your drunk husband is peeing and falls backwards and breaks the shower door.
“Why is the shower door broken?”

“I pulled a Hey Kool-Aid.”
by Pretzal July 14, 2019
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Kool-Aid smile

A long, deep, curving cut across the lower half of the face made by a razor or knife as a calling card by a rival gang or serial killer.
All the victims were found slumped over in their chairs, all blood having been drained through the killer's mark of a Kool-Aid smile.
by FreddyButt June 6, 2019
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kool-aid cheeks

When you blush so easily it's ridiculous, the unfortunate extreme redness that results is called kool-aid cheeks.
When I arrived at the party uninvited, everyone stared at me like some kind of defective. As a result I got kool-aid cheeks.
by Somerlea May 20, 2014
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Bathtub kool-aid

Slitting your wrists and making cherry kool-aid in the bathtub
Rebecca decided to go commit "bathtub kool-aid"
by Mondü October 2, 2023
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kool-aid packets

shit that you snort and then go "OHHHHHH YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!"
Friend: hey you want to snort some kool-aid packets?

me: OHHH YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!
by lomon snorts kool-aids packets September 4, 2019
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Kool-Aid man

When a girl on her period sits on your face during sex and yells ‘oh yeahhh
The freaky girl he met up with last nights favorite position was the kool-aid man
by Koolaid.oh.sex December 27, 2021
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Kool Aid Man

Jim Jones, a cult leader who made his followers drink poisoned "kool aide" and they died.
Kai from American horror story: And that is the story of jim Jones

Kai: Now,drink the kool aid!

Beverly and Ali: Bruh you ain't serious

Kai: I am the kool aid man

Kai : *pulls out gun and shoots someone who won't drink his koolaid* I am dead serious. IF YOU DON'T DRINK MY FUCKING DELICIOUS KOOLAID I WILL KILL YOU.

Ali, Winter, and Beverly: *cries and drinks koolaid* what the fuck though who messed you up

Kai: *takes drugs* yo I'm just messing with you my koolaid is normal.

Winter: *Gives stank eye*
by Sksksksksksss September 1, 2019
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