jail dance

A sexual dance performed by an adult on a minor, or vice-versa, resulting in one or both of the participants serving time
"Hey man, did you hear about the kid that went to the club for his birthday? What a badass!"

"Yeah, but the cops found out it was a jail dance and arrested the performer. He does look mature for an eleven year old though"
by Word_4_word February 11, 2016
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FaceTime jail

when your significant other doesn’t want to FaceTime
My boyfriend put me in FaceTime jail and I didn’t get to FaceTime him all weekend.
by CriZtoph December 04, 2023
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jailing

accustoming oneself to life in jail and adapting one’s lifestyle to make one’s time there as tolerable as possible. Usually by making another inmate look foolish for others enjoyment.
"Dont let people Jail on you, always stand up for yourself"

You saw how zeke was jailing on shawn, that shit was funny as hell."

"Maaaan, stop jailing bro, fuck outta here"
by Prisonmike2.0 October 09, 2023
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Cream Jail

A Cream Jail is someone in a chastity cage and being vibrated while leaving a creamy substance after ejaculating. Hence the name Cream Jail
by YiffMeDaddyUwU April 16, 2022
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Two beer jail

The alcohol limit imposed after getting too drunk around your friends.
Friend 1: Yo want to take a shot?
Friend 2: Can’t, I am in two beer jail after last weekend.
by captainkirkland October 28, 2023
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Police Jail

Seen in one of Kai Cenat's Mafia Daycare streams.
"Look if you don't listen you go to- you gott- you gotta- you go to Police Jail"
by You gotta go to police jail April 07, 2023
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jail house coffee

Jail house coffee is when you add about half the normal amount of coffee grounds that have already made a pot. It’s a way a cheap start up tries to save a buck on the company coffee that management meagerly buys.
Starbucks tastes like jail house coffee once you get your own espresso machine.
by Beech Bum. June 09, 2018
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