Don't Pump My Grundle

The act of raising somebody's hopes with an erroneous claim that makes the speaker look foolish. This claim is made with good intentions but is so faulty that it utterly fails to affect the general mood positively. In many cases the result of pumping somebody's grundle is negative.

Ex1:
LeRoy: Aw shit, that shorty over there, she's fine as hell. I'd hit that like a piñata on cinco de mayo!

Marcus: She's FUGLY homey, don't pump my grundle, she's just nasty...

by SxLaughter August 7, 2010

Salty Grundle Licker

after a male sweats profuesly after having sex, the female than licks the grundle sweat and pukes of the mans unit and than proceeds to give him head

the girl smells like a salty grundle licker, her mom eat the salty grundle licker, i loves the salty grundle licker

by higgins10bu July 12, 2007

Grundle

A male genitalia.

I was pressure washing my lawn when a wasp came right up to me and stung me right in my grundle.

by Sgt. Wetwipe June 19, 2016

Grundle Pancake

A severly trashy, shallow, and slutty female. Who is extremely kinky and of whom everyone hates.

Q: How kinky are you on a scale from 0 to Alyssa?
A: Grundle Pancake.

Did you see Miley Cyrus at the Teen Choice Awards? Shes a total Grundle Pancake.

by Milk Girl <3 February 24, 2010

grundle of dawn

a statement used to express an extremely early time to wake up in the morning. more specifically, an hour or 2 before sunrise.

"i gotta get up at the grundle of dawn tomorrow..."

by gamerking7 September 26, 2008

Grundle grass

The prime piece of real estate located between Scrotumberg and Anusville

My grundle grass if chock full of dingle berries.

by SpankyBawl September 23, 2021

Grundle Secretion

The scientific term for suffering from inordinate amount of sweat and wetness located around one's grundle. This nether-region, tucked between one's balls (or vagina) and anus, shows symptoms of Grundle Secretion (GS) due to any physical activity, sweating off the booze from a hangover, sitting in a chair that increases grundle temperature above the grundolgist-recommended 100.3 degrees Fahrenheit, among many others.

John: "Dude, when Megan and I switched airline seats I didn't think I would be sitting in a damp puddle. Do you think she peed?"

Grundologist Greg: "No John, she did not. She, along with 41% of other Americans, suffer from Grundle Secretion. That was just a mixture of her grundle butter. Airline seats often contribute to excessive GS."

by McCuntBuckets January 26, 2015