Don't Pump My Grundle

The act of raising somebody's hopes with an erroneous claim that makes the speaker look foolish. This claim is made with good intentions but is so faulty that it utterly fails to affect the general mood positively. In many cases the result of pumping somebody's grundle is negative.

Ex1:
LeRoy: Aw shit, that shorty over there, she's fine as hell. I'd hit that like a piñata on cinco de mayo!

Marcus: She's FUGLY homey, don't pump my grundle, she's just nasty...

by SxLaughter August 7, 2010

Salty Grundle Licker

after a male sweats profuesly after having sex, the female than licks the grundle sweat and pukes of the mans unit and than proceeds to give him head

the girl smells like a salty grundle licker, her mom eat the salty grundle licker, i loves the salty grundle licker

by higgins10bu July 12, 2007

grundled up

when something bad happens to you

“I failed that test? That teacher really got me grundled up!”

by obvious000pseudonym November 19, 2023

Grundle

Another name for a mans package

Are you looking at his grundle?!

by anonymous September 9, 2020

Grundle grass

The prime piece of real estate located between Scrotumberg and Anusville

My grundle grass if chock full of dingle berries.

by SpankyBawl September 23, 2021

Grundle Dan

The full name of your grundle

Yo J-Slice just hit me in the grundle dan

by Dillmann November 3, 2019

Grundle Rubber

One who enjoys to and frequently rubs another person's grundle.

Larry is such a grundle rubber, he is always trying to get his hands on mine.

by curuskie December 11, 2009