Man Clam

A muscular tube leading from the external rectum to the opening at the end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste matter exits and solid mass enters. Typically found on a human male (pending gender identity).

A gay slang term coined by Gay PornStar Pierce Paris.

The "Man Clam" is usually opened by a finger, tounge, strap-on or penis.

by @pierceparisxxx August 6, 2017

clam baking

To smoke marijuana in an enclosed vehicle, causing the vehicle to fill up with smoke. This achieves a better high because no smoke is wasted in the process, and is usually done with a blunt or a joint. This is known as clam baking.

"Me and George are going to clam bake in his car later, want to come?"
"We clam baked last night and we were trippin' balls after words."
"George clam baked in his car and now can't get the pot smell out of it."
"Hey, want to go clam baking later?"

by BrettRS July 21, 2008

ugly clam

The way a gay guy describes himself when he believes other gay men find him to be as repulsive as a dirty vagina.

Gay guy 1: I tried to hit on this hot guy yesterday and he turned me down. I feel like such an ugly clam.

Gay guy 2: Don't say that! Vaginas are so gross and you are beautiful.

by vag on the reg March 21, 2014

clam jostling

A euphemism for a particular sexual practice between two women involving the grinding together of the labia and clitoral hoods of each woman upon one another in a scissoring motion of the legs.

A survey has shown that the number one recreational activity for stripper midgets is clam jostling.

by garybaldi February 12, 2010

clam scrubber

facial hair that is abrasive to the female genitalia (aka the clam) during cunnilingus

Girl: "I had to break-up with Bob because every time he went down on me his clam scrubber left me all red and itchy."

by nyaaron May 17, 2010

Clam Glaze

A chick's internal juices exposed on the labia.

I knew she was good to go after feeling the clam glaze on her panties.

by Sweet Jimmy C November 17, 2009

Clam slammer

Another name for a lesbian. Derived from the act of scissoring that occurs between lesbian couples.

Man that is one sexy clam slammer, her girlfriend not so much.

by Dingleberry Larry August 24, 2016