Kentucky sand blaster

The act inserting a sand blaster gun into your penis and turning it on until it is full of sand and then placing your penis in her fart box and blowing a load of sand in her
Omg Becky I got a Kentucky sand blaster last night.
by 69chipmunks September 10, 2020
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Ass Blaster

The final phase of the graboid lifecycle. Just like shriekers, they hunt using heat sensors on their head. They are capable of flying by mixing a chemical compound inside their bodies and igniting it out their ass to achieve blast off.
Ass Blasters have eggs in them which carries the next generation of Graboids.
by Midwestern idiot July 30, 2024
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Ass Blaster

Sticking a power washer and proceeding to turn it on, effectively cleaning out one's insides. Soap is optional.
Dude, I had my power washer on hand so I totally gave him an ass blaster!
by Sweater man March 11, 2017
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Ass blaster

A huge shit that makes one's Asshole hurt
"My last shit was an ass blaster"
by Youxoli June 30, 2020
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Schwong Blaster

(n.) When you cut off somebody's cock and stick it into a cannon and you shoot it out as the jizz goes shooting everywhere.
I remember when my friend attempted to try the Schwong Blaster. That shit looked painful!
by Mysterious Frying Pan November 08, 2016
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trash blaster

A Splatoon weapon that has no skill requirements to use and aggravates a majority of players.
“They’ve got three trash blasters on their team!”
by Yudoodis September 16, 2018
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hoe blaster

A very small gun a girl can carry in her purse for self defense or if Starbucks runs out of pumpkin spice lattes
Britney scared off Karen at Trader Joe’s by tellin’ her she’d cap her with her hoe blaster
by August 17, 2021
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